Alternate Careers For Ajmal Kasab

Ajmal kasab is under going trial. The one of ten terrorist who shocked India/World and killed more than 150 innocent people would be hanged till death for his crime unless something like afzal guru happens. Though it is unlikely that kasab's fate would go guru's way.

So agle janam (if there is agla janam) kasab should pursue one of following careers from skills he has displayed in courtroom.

1) Actor :

His ability to act is inbuilt quality and though his aakas like saeed himself is good actor kasab by enacting ficitious scenes has proven his talent. He must pray to be born in bollywood or hollywood. He would surely be a good actor.

2) Writer :

He should become writer or story teller. His imagination is awesome. He first claimed to have come from pakistan on official visa, 20 days before 26/11 , he claimed police framed him and now he claims that 3 out of 9 dead terrorist are Indians.

Seeing all these we feel he has got flair of writting fiction or hindi movie script . He can even become story teller.

3) Neta/Lawyer :

He has natural ability to lie and deny obvious truth. He also can lie with innocent face!!!!!!. Well he can become good neta anywhere in the world. But preferably India and Pakistan are place he should be for becoming neta or vakil!!!!!!!!

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SRK Move Away : Kasab is here!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shahrukh khan yesterday said that he should have won oscars , 10 years back. Well the kind of statement that kasab is giving in court , actually he should be given oscar , film fare and all other awards by live acting!!!!!!!!

Kasab alleges that he was torture but biggest googly he bowled in court was that he came to mumbai , 20 days before 26/11 and he came be become actor!!!!!!!

Well what about photograph on the left on this article. Its audition of ramu's film , we suppose!!!!!!

So he is framed. Framed by whom?. Ofcourse raw , ib , cia and mossad. Didnt you see the famous enligtened Zaid Hamid's version of 26/11. 26/11 was India's own job and cia , mossad assisted India in it.

But what about geo tv's report about kasab's parents. Well kasab is infact pakistani , no one denies that but as kasab said that he came of official visa!!!!!!!!

Oh ho. So now what?. Well nothing , remove all charges against kasab and make movie with him as hero. Movie would be financed by d-company , directed by zaid hamid and it would be joint nominee of India-Pakistan for oscars in foreign category.

Kasab bhai , tumhe to writer , director , actor sab hona chahiye tha , kahan saeed ke chakkar mein aa gaaye. Kam se kam humher crorero rupiye kharcha kar ke tumhe protected to nahi rakhna padta.

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26/11 : Rehman Malik Is Right

The great interior minister of greatest country in the world , that is Pakistan recently said that 26/11 could have been avoided if India would have been more open and shared intelligence report with Pakistan.

Now he is right. If we would have shared information , Pakistan's ISI would have come to know that we know what it is upto and then ISI would have directed its own wing , that is laskhar to postpone the mission or direct to some other city.

May be Delhi , Ahmadabad or Bangalore would have been targeted but 26/11 could have been avoided.

But at same time blaming India for not sharing Information is wrong because we didn't have any information to share. Our raw (research and analysis wing ) had turned into rehene do work wing and 26/11 happened.

Jab information hoti to share karte na. But from now onwards we should share information to aakka of terrorism. After all in world shares information with pakistan , 80% of terror activities would get avoided.

It like in school , the most notorious kid is made monitor!!!

Mr Rehman Malik , we are thank ful for giving us this out of box idea. We know democratic government in pakistan is right in intentions and we also know that ISI is never right in its intention.

Never mind ISI might be planning another 26/11 and we would share info for that.

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