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Friday, February 13, 2009

Shame On BJP For arresting muthalik...

shame shame shame...Pramod Muthalik the great custodian of our great great culture has been arrested before valentine day...This is not done...What would happen to all those couple who planned to get sponsored by shri ram sena for marriage..

Does kartanak government realise how many hearts they have broken.. What would couples who cant afford to get married do? Where would they go??..What would happen to couples whose parents are against their love??..Only pramod mutalik was their saviour..BJP spoiled the party for such couples..This is wrong...

There are reports that group of such couples is planning to make online petition seeking immediate release of pramod muthalik..

Also what would happen to pink chaddis..All cadres of shri ram sena were excited for pink chaddi..our police should have booked and arrested that facebook group instead of our great visionary custodian pramodji...

sad day for many couples..

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Thursday, February 12, 2009

shri ram sena too is concerned about its brand image

"We have information that there is a conspiracy by certain groups to create violence on that day so that our organization will get a bad name,"

Well above is statement coming from shri ram sena.. Best part is organization will get bad name...I know how you feel , you feel surprised..Bad name??...Bhai when did shri ram sena had good name??..Yes i agree your point is logical...But whats far more surprising is that shri ram sena too is concerned about its brand image!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But they got it wrong this time...Shir Ram Sena's unique selling point is beating of girls now if they dont do that , then their name gets spoiled...Its like mns doing peaceful rally..wont you get shock of your life if you see such thing...

Its like expecting sunny deol movie with fight scenes...But Mr Shir Ram Sena you have disappointed your fans...What would happen to our indian culture then??...After all you taught us that our culture is not about respecting women but beating them. You taught us that showing false man hood by taking mob and beating un armed people is Indian culture , you taught us that valentines day celebration is sin but doing same things (which you claim ) in navratri or holi is perfect...

We didnt expect you to be what you are not..Come on shri ram sena , you are known for being trouble maker and its hard earned image , please dont spoil it guys...

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Pramod Muralik- Chaddi King

Its raining chaddis for shri ram sena...so what would Mr Pramod Mutalik do with all the chaddis he is getting...

Here are few of suggestions we have for him

a) Open an outlet

Sell chaddis on discounted rate. You would make profit and money can be used to sponser teams for bashing more girls ..After all bashing girls is in Indian Culture and it would be perfect marketing tool for you.

b) Convert shri ram sena to pink chaddi dharis..

Make a new rule for your organization. All sevaks in your sena would have to wear pink chaddi. It can also become your symbol.. Valentine day mat manao varna pink chaddi dhari aa jaayenge!!!!!!!!

c) Attack corporate world too

Attack corporate houses , call centers...May be this time you would get baniyan and shirt, pent too..

d) Contact Raju and make public limited company selling chaddis..

Once outlets is functional contact raju ..He would guide you about how to fool people and raise money.. Just imagine Pramod Muralik - Chaddi King...Nice na...so get going boss...Lot of work to do...

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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Tum mujhe chaddi do , mein tumhe saari dunga

Tum mujhe chaddi do ,mein tumhe saari dunga...No no this is not dialogue of some hindi movie , its new slogan of shri ram sena. Pramod Mutalik believes that pink chaddi concepts reflects mind set of people going to pub and in return he would give sari...Now which colour?, if you ask , its strictly confidential.

What mind set he is talking about , after all chaddis are good. The concept is hiding nakedness of shri ram sena. Its pious concept but shri ram sena mis understood the concept. Dekhne waale ki nazar ki baat hai..

So Mr Pramod you are gifting saaris...Its good gesture.. I hope you are not fan of yash chopra whose sexiest song have been picturized in saris!!!!

Though I do agree with Mr Pramod on one point...Yes guys i do agree with him. Breaking news ek pada likha insaan agrees with pramod on something!!!!!!!

But his one point is valid , that is ideological debate. But pramodji yeh debate pehle bhi to kar sakte the na...pehle laat fir mulaqat???...yeh to taliban ka funda hai ...

No no i dont want debate of what to wear , what to eat , where to go..Its ones right and no one have right to mess with this right...

But debate about what is indian culture ?...Debate about social system in general, yes we can debate on that. Every person has some good point , so pramod saab would also have one or two na...

But pink chaddi idea rocks!!!! ...Also dialogue of pramod -'Tum mujhe chaddi do , mein tumhe saari dunga'.

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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Good News For Unmarried Couples...

Its very good news for all unmarried couples , our dear own culture protector ,shri ram sena has decided to get married couples who date on valentine. Their funda is simple none can date without marriage . But their gesture is limited on for Bangalore.

So if you and your boy friend/girl friend want to marry but couldn't do so because recession did hit you or because your family is against the marriage please book your tickets to Bangalore.

For all the parents who dont have money to give dowry (which is legally banned and condemned by every one but practically still prevailing and accepted by almost every one) , please ask your daughter to go for a date with her prospective husband on 14th.

But do remember offer exclusively for bangalorites. To soch kya raahe ho , hurry up , book your tickets right now . If you are already in bangalore please get the information about areas which ram sena would be active that day. Then you need to do only one thing , go to restaurant and order masala waali chai. Khana to ram sena karva hi dega.Now if they are sponsering marriage , they would sponser party too na...

Make this valentine day special by shri ram sena sponsered marriage.

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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

No Valentine Day,just beat girls-Shri Ram Sena

Shri Ram Sena has made its intentions clear and issued a fatwa in lines of taliban. No valetine day this time. Why ,if you ask?..Boss valentine day is not our culture. Then what is our culture would be your next question. Answer is beating girls on street in name of protecting our culture!!!!.

So you cant celebrate valentines day , father day , mother's day , women's day. Only thing which you can celebrate is dry day!!!!...Because shri ram sema says so.

Yes you would be allowed to celebrate all our festivals but holi is only girls and only boys events this year. Girl should not dare to celebrate holi with their male friends. Its not our culture.

Kadva Chaud is strictly to be celebrated and if you dont think that your husband is worth it ,you are committing sin.

So all girls mind well your place is in kitchen and dont you dare to roam with your male friend. We have to protect our culture . Right Shri Ram Sena?

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