Mullahs and Birthcontrol

Now this seems to be encouraging trend and some good news for Afghanistan.Some mullahs in Afghanistan are distributing condoms. Others are quoting the Quran to encourage longer breaks between births.

Now afghanistan , the war zone for the world has highest fertility rate inspite of nato and al queda playing deadly match since 9/11.

Now other side of story might be that people have nothing else to do and so do what naturally comes to them that is reproduction!!!!!

But now good news is mullahs have come to who's rescue in controlling the births and promoting family planning.

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We Dont Kill Innocent-Al Qaeda

Yesterday Pakistan faced deadliest attack in two years in Peshawar which killed more than 100 people. Taliban is suspected to be behind this attack. Taliban is facing major offensive by Pakistan army and hakeemullah has pledged suicide attacks all across Pakistan as revenge.

Taliban is known to claim responsibility when so ever it does any terror attacks. But strangely taliban has denied this attack and so has al qaeda

Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP), in an email sent to the media, condemned the deadly blast and denied its hand in the explosion that rocked Peshawar’s Meena Bazar area around noon on Wednesday.

Al-Qaeda, in its statement, said it does not kill innocent people.

Now al qaeda's claim of not killing innocent people sounds hilarous. People working in wtc were not innocent as per al qaeda!!!!!!!!!

In we look at history of al qaeda's attack this claim is laughable. Laskhar , jaish , al qaeda , taliban are all killing innocent people every other day. May be their defination of innocent is different than general defination. May be those who believe in their way of life , their version of ISLAM , their thinking pattern are innocent and people who believe otherwise are not innocent!!!!!

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500 Threats To India

While lahore was attacked by taliban , cnn-ibn reported that the pakistan's punjab police official hinted about Raw being involved in current attack. Before you say but hakeemullah has claimed responsibility , pakistan's logic is that taliban is being helped by RAW. Paisa , hatyaar aur training is given by RAW. Yes you get it right. Ulti ganga. Job of ISI being claimed to be that of RAW!!!!!

What ever Pakistan says , Hakeemullah seems to think differently. In an interview given to sky news from most lavish place of north west province that is mountain where he stays, hakeemullah has threatened India.

He says that once pakistan becomes truly ISLAMIC country , he would ask his men to cross border and fight Indians.But pakistan is islamic country , would be your next thought. Well not according to hakeemullah , because in pakistan women are not beaten with lashes , men are not forced to pray and people still play cricket and listen to music. Now according to hakeemullah's version of religion , this is anti islamic.

Coming back to India . China is showing its aggressive side since few months for border dispute , Pakistan to bachpan se hi apni intelligence India pe chodh rakhi hai . Other than these two there is naxals!!!!!!!!!!!. They want their rule in India and we have more than 500 banned outfits who want to go for kill in India!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now if those 500 odd threats were not enough , hakeemullah too is interested in fighting with India.

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Taliban ki asli maa kaun?

Kai saal pehle ki baat hai..tab ussr naam ka ek bada country hua karta tha...USSR ki niyat afghanistan pe kharab ho gai aur usne uspe kabza kar liya...
fir kya tha..USSR ke bachpan se dushmaan USA ko mauka mil gaya..USA entered the war but with a twist..It entered indirectly...

USA ne apne chote bhai ko yaad kiya..Pakistan!!!!..Yeh baade bhaiya aur chote bhaiya ne fir recrutiments shuru kiye...

They went for unofficial verbal ad :

Vacancy Vacancy Vacancy

We need sab se chate hue , sab se gone case , sab se violent people for our new project. Project name is 'USSR Ko Bhagao aur Afghan le jaao'..

Qualification

1) Person should be illiterate

2) Person should be involved in theft , robbery

3) Person should have gone to jail , atleast once

4) Murderer would be preferably..

Country of origin : No Bar

Country of Operation : Afghanistan

We would be providing with 3 months training in war fare. We would also be providing them with latest weapons...

Bus fir kya tha...duniya bhar ke chate hue badmaash came to their foster mother land..Pakistan..Total in excess of 40,000 were hired..They went on to fire ussr and usa ki nigal padi..
Aadat se majbur usa ran away as soon as its goal was achieved..Aab baade bhai ki jimedari , chote bhai ko to nibhaani thi..So chote bhai was left with 40,000 trained , full armed terrorist
which were diverted to afghanistan and taliban took over afghanistan..

Bin laden formed his own group and since figthing was his passion and having no enemy was as good as death for him , he made usa his enemy..Ladne ke liye koi to chahiye...

After 20 years , as in ekta kapoor's serial , things changed..Jisne pala aur posa woh aab mitaane ki firaat mein hai...

Lekin again kahani mein twist. Hillary clinton said that -'taliban is out come of their policies'..to taliban ki alsi maa kaun..one who conceived the idea , spent money and weapons on the group
or one who invested time , energy and trained the group...

Anyways now since taliban , alqueda are after baade bhaiya , the chote bhaiya has pledged to go for kill of its own creation...

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Taliban Hospitality: Not Invited but abducted

A senior Pakistan government administrator and his six guards abducted by the Taliban fighters, in the troubled Swat valley, have been released.

But officially Taliban never abducted any official. That official was guest of Taliban. Now Taliban cant help it right.?. When they can forcibly marry any one , when they can ban music in name of religion than why cant they forcibly take any one as their guest?

Now who would want to willingly become taliban's guest. So our highly religious fellow human beings called taliban were left with no option but to forcibly take some one as guest. But what about militants which were freed for release of this official??...Aare dont your guest visit your house with some gifts like sweets and all. Now this official never knew he was to become taliban's guest , so he couldn't purchase any gift for this taliban. Taliban citing majburi of the official , demanded gifts from pakistan government and so they obliged by releasing these three militants.

Aathi devo bhava to suna hoga , but forcibly guest did really became dev for those three militants who got released. Taliban knows how to get their things done. Isn't it?

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