Why You Write Crap?

No sooner I pressed the post it button , I knew it was crap which I had written. Crab on issue which was equally a crap and non issue. What I wrote was 10 utterly stupid reasons about why shahrukh khan should say sorry to shiv sena.

As expected many readers fumed and rightly so. Immeditaely they responded and flooded by email with message like , what's wrong with you?, why did you write such a crap?,/ would like to say sorry to them for writing such a crap. But as Indian Citizen , if I am allowed to express my opinion the entire issue of shahrukh khan v/s shivsena was non issue in comparison to REAL ISSUES that Maharashtra and India faces.

Talking about mumbai , it is facing water crisis and infrastructure issue. Killing of RTI activists and attack on social workers is also important issue. Nexus of government officials and builder lobby is also as issue.Add to that suicides committed by students is important issue.

Talking about Maharashtra other than mumbai , farmer suicide is an big issue.

While for India terrorism , naxalism , communalism , price rise are some of more important issues .

Now compare this issue with shahrukh khan's comment and judge how it effects normal people?.

Making non issue or not so important issue as national issue is equally crap . Isn't it?

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Why Shahrukh Khan Should Say Sorry-10 Reasons

SRK V/s Shiv Sena Saga Is not ending at time soon. Shiv sena continues its threat and many multiplex owners are worried and in dilema to screen MNIK or Not to screen MNIK.

Shiv Sena says that is just wants shahrukh khan to say sorry.

So lets list down what all problems (which has nothing to do with shahrukh khan but persistent demand of apology from srk seems that all these problems are linked with srk) will get solve once shahrukh khan says sorry to shiv sena.

Here are List of Problem which are likely to get solved when shahrukh khan says sorry to shiv sena.

1) Terrorism : No sooner does srk says sorry , Pakistan would withdraw its support to terror outfits and peace will prevail in subcontinent

2) Dissolvement of United Jihad Council :

The united jihad council of all whose who of world of terror like azhar mehsud, hafiz saeed , saladuddin and their mento gul will dissolve untied jihad council , once shahrukh khan says sorry to shiv sena

3) Farmer Suicides Would Stop :

Farmer suicides in maharashtra would get stopped by shahrukh khan's saying sorry.

4) Mumbai Water Crisis Would End :

The water crisis in mumbai will miracously end as soon as king khan says sorry

5) Prices Of Food would fall drastically :

Aam aadmi's number one issue is price rise these days. SRK's sorry would bring these prices down substainially.

6) Corruption Would End :

Corruption the root of all problems that India faces right now would end due to srk's apology.

7) Naxals Would Give Up Violence :

Naxalites would give up violence with king khan's sorry statement.

8) Crime Against Women Would Decline :

Crime against women which has seen rising graph in last few years would decline substainally with srk saying sorry.

9) Job Less Rate Would Reduce :

Jobless rate would reduce and all Indians would have good stable income with srk's sorry.

10) Indian Economy Would Grow At 10% :

Indian economy would see growth of 10% as soon as srk says sorry.

Above mentioned isses are core issues and not shahrukh khan making some statement. Our political parties must take care of above issues which actually matter at end of the day. SRK has right to express his view and so does political parties. But it should have ended there and then.

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What's Your Nuisance Value?

Indian Politics has now new definition of power. That is nuisance value!!!!!!!!!...Sharad Pawar , the minister of agriculture and theoretically one of most important ministers of India considering India's majority of population is directly ,indirectly dependant on agriculture has more important things to do that price rise!!!!!!!!

Sharad Pawar visited residence of bal thackeray to discuss IPL issue. He is said to have tried to convince bal thackeray to give up latter's stand on Australian cricketers. Sanjay Raut of shiv sena said that sharad pawar has come to bal thackeray's darbaar!!!!!!

Media , as usual had busy sunday. While discussing this visit of Mr pawar , one of media personnel asked fellow reporter that when government has assured of protection to Australian players , what is need to sharad pawar to go to thackerays?. Promptly the reporter replied ' sharad pawar knows the nuisance value of shiv sena!!!!!!'

In another discussion about RSS V/s shiv sena and uddhav asking RSS to not interfere in mumbai , one of dignitaries in discussion replied 'well nuisance value of shiv sena in mumbai is much greater than nuisance value of RSS!!!!!!!'

So now Indian Politics determines the power by nuisance value of party , group and person. What is nuisance value?. Well ability to hold dharnas , violent protest , ability to bring city on hold!!!!!!!

So we wonder while giving tickets for election all parties would ask the aspirant about what is his nuisance value ?

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Jo Jeeta Wohi Shirodkar

When entire India is discussing shiv sena v/s shahrukh khan , shiv sena v/s rahul gandhi , shiv sena v/s RSS , shiv sena v/s Mukesh Ambani , how can cyrus broacha be left behind?.

In his witty 'Week That wasn't' show cyrus has taken dig on shiv sena's mumbai for maharashtrians claim.

According to cyrus bollywood would change name of movies to please shiv sena and name of movies would be something like this from 'paa' to 'paa-til'. From 'jo jeeta wohi shikandar' to 'jo jeeta wohi shirodkar'.

We wonder what would happen if entire India goes shiv sena way?. Gujarat for gujaratis , Uttar Pradesh for upites!!!!!!!!

Guess then movies would be released with local subtitles and name would be on local emotions.

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Art of Living For Thackerays!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After sachin tendulkar , mukesh ambani , shahrukh khan , rahul gandhi , RSS , BJP , its time for spiritual guru to take on thackerays.

Sri Sri Ravi Shankar Maharaj has advised thackerays to undergo his art of living course."Thackeray parivaar ko Art of Living ki sakht zaroorat hai (The Thackeray family strictly need Art of Living lessons)," Ravi Shankar told reporters.

Emphasising "India's unity is India's strength", the spiritual guru stressed that unity cannot be put on stake for "trivial" issues, referring to the ongoing controversy over the growing conglomeration of migrants in Mumbai .

"The war of words is only complicating matters instead of resolving them. We should look at a united India from Kashmir to Kanyakumari," he said.

Now art which thackerays are practising is the art they have mastered since years. They know only one way of living and that is at display in last few months and more specifically in last few days.

Every citizen including thackerays have right to have a view point and express it but it should be in form of debate and not in form of threats. Secondly only constitution is supreme and its above every citizen of India.

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I don't think we failed-Uddhav Thackeray

It is said that defeat teaches many things but to learn first step is admission of defeat. Having most disastrous election instead of introspection uddhav said sena is still undefeated!!

"This is not the defeat of Shiv Sena. I don't think we failed because our battle was not for individual gains but for larger public interest," Uddhav told media persons at Sena Bhawan in central Mumbai

Congratulating Chief Minister Ashok Chavan for his alliance's victory in the state, he said, "I assure our support for all pro-people decisions of the new government but we will vehemently oppose any decision, which goes against the interests of the people."

Its not just uddhav , same things are said by other political parties when they get defeated in polls. Congress has typical attitude where failure is collective and victory is always credited to gandhi parivaar. Stature of dr manmohan singh has increased and so his name is also included , nowadays!!!!!!!!

Its sad that our all political parties dont want to stick to basics. Common people want good life , for that they need development , peace , harmony. When a congress man was confronted with question that 'why dont you concede that you won by default ?' . He said 'no , we won on performance ' . When asked to name one single achievement of their government in last ten years , he could name none!!!!!!!!!!!

Admission is what none does and instrospection is alien word.

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