Why You Write Crap?

No sooner I pressed the post it button , I knew it was crap which I had written. Crab on issue which was equally a crap and non issue. What I wrote was 10 utterly stupid reasons about why shahrukh khan should say sorry to shiv sena.

As expected many readers fumed and rightly so. Immeditaely they responded and flooded by email with message like , what's wrong with you?, why did you write such a crap?,/ would like to say sorry to them for writing such a crap. But as Indian Citizen , if I am allowed to express my opinion the entire issue of shahrukh khan v/s shivsena was non issue in comparison to REAL ISSUES that Maharashtra and India faces.

Talking about mumbai , it is facing water crisis and infrastructure issue. Killing of RTI activists and attack on social workers is also important issue. Nexus of government officials and builder lobby is also as issue.Add to that suicides committed by students is important issue.

Talking about Maharashtra other than mumbai , farmer suicide is an big issue.

While for India terrorism , naxalism , communalism , price rise are some of more important issues .

Now compare this issue with shahrukh khan's comment and judge how it effects normal people?.

Making non issue or not so important issue as national issue is equally crap . Isn't it?

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Why Shahrukh Khan Should Say Sorry-10 Reasons

SRK V/s Shiv Sena Saga Is not ending at time soon. Shiv sena continues its threat and many multiplex owners are worried and in dilema to screen MNIK or Not to screen MNIK.

Shiv Sena says that is just wants shahrukh khan to say sorry.

So lets list down what all problems (which has nothing to do with shahrukh khan but persistent demand of apology from srk seems that all these problems are linked with srk) will get solve once shahrukh khan says sorry to shiv sena.

Here are List of Problem which are likely to get solved when shahrukh khan says sorry to shiv sena.

1) Terrorism : No sooner does srk says sorry , Pakistan would withdraw its support to terror outfits and peace will prevail in subcontinent

2) Dissolvement of United Jihad Council :

The united jihad council of all whose who of world of terror like azhar mehsud, hafiz saeed , saladuddin and their mento gul will dissolve untied jihad council , once shahrukh khan says sorry to shiv sena

3) Farmer Suicides Would Stop :

Farmer suicides in maharashtra would get stopped by shahrukh khan's saying sorry.

4) Mumbai Water Crisis Would End :

The water crisis in mumbai will miracously end as soon as king khan says sorry

5) Prices Of Food would fall drastically :

Aam aadmi's number one issue is price rise these days. SRK's sorry would bring these prices down substainially.

6) Corruption Would End :

Corruption the root of all problems that India faces right now would end due to srk's apology.

7) Naxals Would Give Up Violence :

Naxalites would give up violence with king khan's sorry statement.

8) Crime Against Women Would Decline :

Crime against women which has seen rising graph in last few years would decline substainally with srk saying sorry.

9) Job Less Rate Would Reduce :

Jobless rate would reduce and all Indians would have good stable income with srk's sorry.

10) Indian Economy Would Grow At 10% :

Indian economy would see growth of 10% as soon as srk says sorry.

Above mentioned isses are core issues and not shahrukh khan making some statement. Our political parties must take care of above issues which actually matter at end of the day. SRK has right to express his view and so does political parties. But it should have ended there and then.

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SRK'S Body Scan Comments Make Headlines In Australia

Shahrukh Khan is in news everywhere in India. While shahrukh v/s shiv sena is theme of most news in India , Australian daily has found another topic regarding shahrukh khan.

Australia has been debated full body scan machines which would be installed in their airports. The debate is about security v/s breach of privacy.

Such machines are installed in britian airports. While britian transport secretary claims that body scan printouts are destroyed immediately and doesnot pose risk to privacy of travellers. But sydney herald reported shahrukh khan's comment on full body scan.

SRK was quoted as below :

"I came out [of the scanner] and then I saw these girls and they had these printouts," Khan said.

"So I looked at them, I thought maybe it's a form you're supposed to [sign] ... and you could see everything inside.

"And then I've autographed them for them."

Hmmm..What ever shahrukh khan says makes news these days, it seems..

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Hugging Married Woman!!!!!!!!!!!

Shahrukh Khan is going all out promoting his film , My Name Is Khan.

While shahrukh , kajol and karan johar are busy giving interview , at times they have to deal with some questions which may be termed to be funny.

One such question asked to King Khan was that how does he feel to hug kajol since she is married!!!!!!!!

Very calmly shahrukh replied that he , ajay , kajol and karan are educated and ok people. He even joked that he would keep hugging karan johar even after johar gets married!!!!!!!!.

Interviewers are also part of junta and its really funny to see interviewer being more concerned about hugging than about story .

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Big B- Please Don't Joke at shahrukh khan

Big b said to a television that since he doesnot have kind of money which shahrukh has , he has not bought any IPL team...

Now we all know Big B is humble man who doesn't boast about his achievements but at same time we know that Big B family is biggest brand of India as a family and they have lots and lots of money.

Now what next?...Well we expect media to use this news to re create the cold war between shahrukh and big b which seems to have evaporated after big b visited shahrukh after latters operation..

Tomorrow the title would be something like this in newspapers , blogs and websites - 'Big b taunts shahrukh ' or 'Big B takes dig at shahrukh'...

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Shahrukh khan : sanam aate aate bahout der kar di..

Before IPL started shahrukh khan gave interview to a news channel..The interviewer asked him that -'during last season you said we would do chichora pan in ipl. so what would you do this season'...shahrukh replied 'last time hum sixth aaye the , us se badke chichorapan kya ho sakta hai?'...Well ho sakta hai...is baar aap last aaye ho..sidha eigth...

KKR garja bahout but barsha nahi aur jab barsha tab der ho chuki thi..haan barste barste shahrukh ki kkr rajasthan ko zaroor le dubi lekin...sanam aate aate bahout der kar di...

When any thing goes wrong entire world advises you...So we aren't going to give any advices to our dear old mega successful shahrukh khan...If he can own a team , he also knows how to make it work...We from farjinews.blogspot.com can simply wish him good luck for next season...

Karbo bhi ho gaya by participation , ladbo bhi ho gaya by winning last two matches aab jeetbo bhi ho jaaye by winning next season or shall be say atleast by making it into semis...

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