Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Indian Railways New Rules

Well mamta banerjee has taken over as railways minister. The largets railways of the world and biggest employer in the world. Since mamta has taken over , she is expected to ask railways to come up with new set of rules which are as under :

1) The reservation form would include field to specify your experience in agitations and dharnas. People with such experience would be given 10% discounts on charges

2) You would have to give proof that you dont belong to communists or by any way dont adhere to their views..

3) If you belong to west bengal , you would get special discounts. After all her priority is bengal as she stated..

4) The fare wont be counted just on basis of distance and class. Your occupation would also be criteria . If you are farmer or labourer , you would get 90% discount..

5) If by chance you happen to be employee , vendor or supplier to any of companies belonging to TATA , you would have to give double amount of fare...

6) Lastly you cannot say ta ta to your relatives on platform , you would have to say only BYE...

On serious note , mamtaji you did impossible by defeating communist in west bengal , we wish you all the best in handling railways...


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