Indian Railways New Rules

Well mamta banerjee has taken over as railways minister. The largets railways of the world and biggest employer in the world. Since mamta has taken over , she is expected to ask railways to come up with new set of rules which are as under :

1) The reservation form would include field to specify your experience in agitations and dharnas. People with such experience would be given 10% discounts on charges

2) You would have to give proof that you dont belong to communists or by any way dont adhere to their views..

3) If you belong to west bengal , you would get special discounts. After all her priority is bengal as she stated..

4) The fare wont be counted just on basis of distance and class. Your occupation would also be criteria . If you are farmer or labourer , you would get 90% discount..

5) If by chance you happen to be employee , vendor or supplier to any of companies belonging to TATA , you would have to give double amount of fare...

6) Lastly you cannot say ta ta to your relatives on platform , you would have to say only BYE...

On serious note , mamtaji you did impossible by defeating communist in west bengal , we wish you all the best in handling railways...

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Election 2009: Astrologers get only one prediction right

Well majority of astrologers predicted the following for election 2009 :

1) Fractured Mandate :

Prediction : No clear alliance would get majority. Neither NDA , nor upa and neither third front..

Out Come : UPA gets clear majority and Dr manmohan singh has been sworn in

2) Dr Manmohan Singh wont become prime minister

Prediction : Dr Manmohan singhs kundli shows he doesnot have chance to become pm again.

Out Come : Dr manmohan singh has been sworn in

3) L.K. Advani can never become prime minister

Prediction : L.K Advani can never ever become prime minister in this life time claimed most of astrologers.

Out Come : This they got 100% right

4) Prime Minister from east

Prediction : Prime minister would come from east and he/she would be dark horse.

Out Come : Yes prime minister did come from east as manmohan singhji represents assam but he was project candidate and not dark horse

5) Women Power

Prediction : Women would rule this elections

Out Come : Partially right. While sonai and mamta ruled , jaya and maya failed miserably..

So Most Of Astrologers get only one prediction right and two predictions partially right.. Yes many astrologers got it perfectly right too...But majority of the lot got only one thing right...

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When jayapradha's cd became more important than elections

Upar waale ne bhi kya basic instincts banaaye hain...Elections were on , perhaps most crucial elections for India. India has just began a phase called demographic dividend in which number of people entering earning phase is much high than people who are retiring . These phase would continue for another 30 years. This 30 years would be decisive for us as a nation...So this elections were very very important considering this factor.

Again world economy is suffering and there is economic slow down in India too...30% companies of India are expected to cut 20% of jobs if situation doesnot improve....

Lastly we all know what is position in pakistan . Pakistan is fighting its own battle with taliban and is decisive battle for pakistan. Again its important concern for India too..Obama yesterday said that pakistan is expanding its nuke facilities and it is big worry for India...

In midst of all these what sold most ?...Jayapradha ki CD!!!!...In one of our other blog which covers political aspect of country we had written about jayapradha's allegation...Well 5000 people visited in single day.....were they so much concerned ...Answer is no....Majority of people came from google and they search 'jayapradha nude cd'....our post was simply on allegation and how politics is at all time low

Basic instict at work...

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Ugadate Suraj Ko Har Koi pujta hai

Lalu Prasad Yadav - bihar ki haalat ka congress jimedaar hai

Paswan - mein , laluji aur mulayamji milke chunaav ke baad tai karenge ke pradan mantri kaun hoga.

Mayawati - agar manmohan pradhan mantri ban sakta hai to mein kyun nahi...

NCP - manmohan singh is congress's candidate for prime minister..upa still to decide

After election same lalu , same paswaan , same mayawati and same ncp -'congress tum badhe chalo , hum tumhaare saath hain' mode...

Ugadate suraj ho kar koi pujta hai aur this is politics , jahan har koi bhai hai aur har koi dushman...sab maya hai...

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When Padama Laxmi's b-a-r-e thing didnt matter

If you are regular visitors of bookmarking sites one would find that 80% of links with are popular are more or less soft porns , semi nudes , erotic images.

It sells and sells in big way. Topless , bare all , see through , kissing , hot , sexy etc etc are keywords which are most popular thing in bookmarking site..

But 16th came and such stuffs didn't matter much. Though they continued to have great visits but biggest visitors came to web pages who had election results.

Thats great news because maximum web users are youth and the kind of concerns that they have showed is really very very encouraging.

India is changing and from being submissive democracy it is slowly evolving into performance seeking democracy and i am sure in another decade it would improve dramatically.

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Vaat Chahe Lag Jaaye Salaami Toap Se Hogi

When i was in college there was a saying -'vaat chahe lag jaaye salaami toap se hogi '. although vaat is word i changed it was something else which cannot be mentioned in public forum.

Election 2009 shocked many , shattered many people's dream. But still our dear loosing political parties are not in mood of blaming themselves for disasterous results that they have got.

Yesterday Mr Amar Singh said in press conference that -'hum pehle bhi daata the , hum aaj bhi daata hai' . daata ke daat khate ho gaaye lekin akad nahi gaayi. Before election samajwadi party tried to form fourth front. Fourth front was front within the front. Lalu + Mulayam + Paswan formed this front with idea of pressurizing congress that if you want to be in race approve our conditions!!!!...

But public public hoti hai..dil aane ki baat hai jab jo lag jaaye pyaara...up ka dil thoda sa rahul pe aaya gaya aur samajwadi party got debarred from their samaj and won only 22 seats. Lekin fir bhi they claim to be daata , so what if they have won approximately 12-13% of what congress has won.

Kahani Left ki to aur bhi nirali hai. If you think that left might introspect and consider their ill programming of people since 32 years as cause of their defeat . Their withdrawing support from government for nuclear deal might be reason , then you dont know left.

Left is left and they think that to keep bjp out of power people voted for congress...

Shiv Sena to aur bhi ek kadam aage hai. They still consider MNS to be non player . So what if raj in chakkar of getting raj came second in many seats after congress/ncp candidate.

So as saying goes -'vaat chahe lag jaaye , salaami toap se hogi'...

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Sonia Gandhi Might Be Saying Jaanta Hai Teri Maa Kaun Haii

Well two months back pepsi had started two ads with theme jaanta hai tera baap kaun hai.. Election 2009 came and we saw duniya bhar ke nataak in it.

Congress allies in their over confidence tried to marginalize congress. Lalu , Paswan met , hugged and declared that congress would contest only in 3 seats from bihar. Lalu also said 'congress must accept practical reality of bihar'. Now practical reality of bihar says that lalu is finished. Mere 2 seats. Paswaan said he, lalu and mulayam would decide that who would become prime minister. Now congress has to decide whether to support paswaan and make him rajya sabha member or not..

Samajwadi party did give some seats in up to congress as upkaar but now its would be sonia's upkar if she gives single berth in cabinet to mulayam.

Sharad pawar threw goggly by tieing up with naveen in orissa but jaanta threw googly by giving double seats to congress than ncp in maharastra.

Sonia called sharad pawar , lalu and mulayam today as gesture call. She invited them for meeting too.. Andar hi andar she might be saying -'jaanta hai teri maa kaun hai' to these people.

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Latern Bhuj Gai

Lalu prasad yadav. Sirf naam hi kaafi hai. You like him , you hate him but one thing is sure you would enjoy when he talks. He has got great sense of humor.

The man who is fulltoo entertainer , who turned railways from biggest liability to an asset is being humbled by people of bihar. Nitish ka jaadu chal gaya and lalu is wiped out.

Once lalu had made statement 'jab tak samose mein aaloo rahega , bihar mein lalu rahega'. He didn't know that in future chinese samosa would come in market which wont require aaloo and government would come in bihar which won't require laloo. Nitish came , nitish saw and nitish conqured. Lalu's years of rule made nitish's job more easier. Nitish performed and lalu was gone.

One thing which we must appreciate in lalu is he hasn't lost his sense of humor. Yesterday he said 'latern tut gaya , uske tel se bunglow mein aag lag gaayi aur teer nishaane mein laga'.

latern is his symbol , bunglow is paswan's symbol and teer is nitish's symbol.

Now courtesy nitesh , lalu doesnot have much to do , in state as well as in center. so here are things which lalu can do as alternative profession till he bounches back :

a) Become judge of laughter champion season 5 :

He is perfect for the job. He can compliment sidhu too. If sidhu is famous for his one liners , lalu too is famous for laluism. His all time famous one liner 'hum bihar ki sadak hema malini ke chehre jaisi karna chahte hain'. Needless to say he did meet his promise , only difference is he made bihar's road as chehra of 50 year old hema malini and not 20 year old hema malini.

b) Act in Bollywood :

Lalu did cameo in a movie called -' padma shri lalu prasad yadav'. Yes lalu can act. Super confident lalu would be very innovative in his dialogues too. he can invent live dialogues...

c) Enter BCCI :

Lalu is found of cricket. He even wanted ipl in india. He hinted lalit modi to take his son in ipl too. His friend sharad pawar can make him bcci chief.

d) Enter Ad World :

Well already people use his voice and get up in ad world. How about original lalu in ad. Already lalu barfi , lalu pencil , lalu pichkari stromed the market. Lalu can tie up with these manufacturer and do their ads too..

While we are writting this post sonia gandhi has already called lalu and invited for meeting. So its not all over yet for lalu. there would be election in bihar soon and lalu can bounce back.

All the best to dear old lalu yadav.

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Bollywood , Cricket Bhool Jaao - Biggest Entertainer Is From tommorrow

India is bollywood and cricket obsessed nation. So much so that economic news , health bill take back seat if news of shahrukh khan getting cold is published.

But biggest entertainer is going to start from tomorrow. Its great Indian Political show. It's a guarantee that one may not see more turns and twist than this show. Its guaranteed that it is going to be more un predictable than ipl 20-20.

Already the game has started. Lets start with brother of half of bollywood. Mr amar singh. Yesterday he met rajnath singh and today all of sudden he had brahm gyan that pranab mukherjee is his elder brother. So he rushed to meet his long lost brother. So what is amar singh had complained of being insulted by this very congress , which happens to be party of his new found elder brother.

Coming to our all time , ever green entertainer Mr lalu , after accusing congress for problems in bihar , he talked with congress and our dear nitishji put conditions of 'bihar ko special status dega kaun?'

Shatrudhan sinha did almost impossible. He tried to woo , ever favorite rivals that is congress.

Sharad pawar now feels that bjp is not un touchable and sagma wants congress to make sharad pawar prime minister. Jayalalitha is kabhi haan , kabhi na to third front , while communist are committed to stop communal forces to power but they dont want to support congress.

While bjp is whooing mamta , jaya , chandra babu then congress is after behnji , communist , nitish.

Well itne twist to ekta kappor ke serial mein bhi nahi aate. Haan but like ekta kapoor's serial everything is possible out here.

Kal se leke sarkar ban ne tak kahani mein twist would go on.

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Manifesto of All India Farjis Party

Dear Indians,

I have been following election 2009 as alert Indian citizen since announcement of dates of election and seeing the grand Indian political game i have decided to launch my own party. It would be called All India Farjis Party. I guess its late to get registered for this election but would contest in election 2014.

I am announcing life time manifesto of AIFP . Times would change , situations would change but manifesto wont.

- AIFP is committed forever to its benefit . For us our party and its leaders are number priority
- If voted to power we would make corruption official and so there would be no requirement of putting money in swiss banks.
- Tax exemption to all those who offer bribe to babus and us
- We would divide entire India on grounds of religion , caste , region .
- We would work day,night to creat such a huge amount of mis trust among various Indian citizens , so that fear of survival becomes number one priority and material aspirations become secondary. No one would cry for economic slow down and recession.
- Terrorism is non issue , we believe in survival of fittest formula and if you can't defend yourself , we care a damn about you.
- Again we believe if terrorist kill 30,000-40,000 people a year and cause damage of 10,000 crore rupees a year , its no big deal for country of 111 crore people.
- Our philosphy is coming to power at any cost and we can put anything at stake for it.

Jai Hind

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Third Front : variety is spice of life

Well third front is reality. At least till results come. A group of 9 regional parties. Yes maya , jaya , left , deve gowda and others have combined to form third front as an option of communal bjp and usa friendly ,soft on terror congress. This are not my words though.

So if you are tired of ram mandir , pota slogan of bjp or you are tired of secular , aam aadmi slogan of congress vote for third front. why?..Because you would have 9 different types of slogans to choose from. variety is spice of life.

But wait a minute isnt this bunch of regional parties who have been shifting their loyalities between nda and upa?..Yes ...but we need to see positives . They supported nda or upa only when nda or upa was in power. Their intention was to be part of government so that they have power to serve the country . But they were betrayed by upa and nda and so they formed their own front that is third front.

Insiders believe we would have 6 month rotation policy for pms for five years if third front comes to power. All 9 parties would have prime minister from its party for six months. Again variety as i said. Arent we bored of seeing same manmohan singh since 5 years. We did see same altal bihari , same narseema rao for 5 long years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So 9 slogan and best of all...variety is spice of life...

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Jayalalithaa on fast , naveen on naveen relation

AIADMK leader Jayalalithaa on Monday commenced a day-long fast in Chennai to press the centre to use its good offices with Sri Lanka to declare an immediate ceasefire in the island nation.

Now if you wonder why jayalalithaa took so much time to go on fast , answer is simple. She was busy wooing congress for pre poll alliance and so could not notice lanka episode with keen eyes.But once she became clear that congress is not interested she had time to view lanka scenario and her antar ki aatma told her to keep fast and no she is not doing fast on advice of her doctor of reducing weight , she is doing fast on advise of her loyal party workers who think by doing fast she would be able to reduce wait by gain votes..

In biggest buisness of ethics that is politics this happens time and again. Like naveen patnaik's antar ki aatma told him to snatch ties with right wing bjp and go for left wing communist party and so he did that. The political marriage between naveen and bjp lasted for 11 years before divorce was annouced two days ago.

Khel to abhi shuru hua hai dekh zara tu aage..Its election time and jodna-ghatna would continue till late may ,when new government would come into existence.

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The Making Of Third Front

Deve Gowda is back and he is doing what he is best in doing. Jugaad. Now for those who don't know who's deve gowda , I would like to remind you that deve gowda was once upon a time prime minister of India. He is better known for his awesome ability to sleep on important forums!!!!...
This sleeping king was product of uncertainity and vaccum created because of decline of congress in 1990s.
Deve Gowda is power seeker and oppurtunist and now he has again formed third front which will be amalgamation of eight parties including CPI, CPM, RSP, AIADMK and JD(S)..

Now CPI ,CPM and RSP are left parties. While left was part of upa ,it has fallen apart from them. Reason??..Nuclear Deal with USA...now anything with usa has to be opposed according to LEFT. USA cannot do anything good is their belief. So what if USA is said to be land of opportunities??..If its USA its always wrong...

AIADMK has jaylalita as their leader. The same jaylalita who has hobby of having sarees unlimited..

Now left is non corrupted , so what is left doing with Deve Gowda and AIADMK???..Well its an alliance to stop usa friendly usa and communal BJP from getting power!!!!!!

Let us see where does this third front heads to??...Problem with third front has always been about power??..Who would take pm seat??...Who would become prime minister??..

The Grand Saga of Election 2009 has begun, now let us see what all unfolds???

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Its political marriages season

Samajwadi Party general secretary Amar Singh on Wednesday said his party was in talks with the Nationalist Congress Party (NCP) for an alliance before the general elections, leaving the Congress aside.

So its alliance time for samajwadi party and not only for samajwadi party but for all political parties. Its political marriage seasons..Kutch vaade , kutch iraade , kutch kasame aur kutch rasme...welcome to 2009's general elections....

Every time during elections we see some becoming friends before election and depending on the result they remain friends or become foes.

But wait a minute arent political parties formed on ideologies...Yes but in our country all parties have single ideology.. That is gaining power at any cost , at any price ...

Concept of secularism is all wonderful...If you ally with BJP you are communal but if you ally yourself with hardliner in some other community you are secular.

Also concept of secularism is used very very nicely..Election ke pehle jo do parties ek dusare ko gaali deti hai woh election ke baad ally karti hai and statement is simple -' To keep communal forces away from power , we did unite!!!!'.

Election ke baad to its mast scenario.. A party with 2-3 mp becomes king....Its shopping time for congress and bjp..Shopping for mps...Paisa , post , cbi inquiry bandh...sab chalta hai...

Lets see what all relationships does election 2009 shows...

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Why Sanju Baba Is Contesting From UP?

Why Sanju Baba Is Contesting From UP? . Reason is simple our dear sanju baba believes in applying for the company which values his credentials. In contesting election , his qualifiactions are perfectly acceptable in UP ,he though has one draw back which we would talk later.

First let us talk about credentials. For contesting in election in up through sp,bsp or any other party you must have married more than once. He excels in that front by marrying thrice. Another important criteria is you must possess weapon. He not only possess license revolver but also AK47. Third important qualification is that he must have been to jail. Fouth qualification is he must have been involved directly or indirectly with liqour or drugs.

So you see sanju baba perfectly fits into the criteria and is perfect for sp.

His only draw back is that only one case is registered against him!!!!!...This is considered Inexperience and so congress was in dilemma to give him ticket.

Never Mind sanju has promised that his Inexperience of cases wont let sp down!!!!!!

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