Rahul Baba, Sanju Baba And Sonam Baby

Rahul baba , future Prime Minister of India said 3-4 days before that 'Nation has forgotten 26/11 heros'.

Now considering how important Rahul baba is for all of us , entire India media flashed this 'Breaking News' . Now Rahul Baba cant be wrong ,can he be?. Neither his vision and prophecy can be doubted , so to prove him right our government ignored a martyr ashok shinde ,in the list of awardees.

When asked centre said when Rahul baba said such things , we had to prove that he is right . I congratulate government on their efforts.

Coming to another baba ,our dear old sanju baba wants his career to shape up like Barack Obama. Infact as you might be aware that they have many things in common.

Barack Obama has acknowledged that he did consume drugs long ago and so did our sanju baba.
Where barack obama use to teach law ,our sanju baba has practical experience of law and has been regulars in the court rooms.

The major plus point which he has over barack obama is that even though barack has majored in political science with a specialization in international relations , our sanju baba is infact asset for foreign relation.

Infact he is right person to make indo-pak relations better. We dont need to talk to zardaris , gilanis and even worry about khayanis. Sanju has direct relation with dawood , chota shakeel who can use their leverages over saeeds , JEMs etc. So we can directly talk to all trouble makers and live in peace. Sanju Baba can make it happen for us.

Enough of babas now time for babies. Our cute little sonam baby has told to media that she is not an under dog but she was born with silver spoon. She forgot to mention which hand did she had the spoon!!!!... Never the less she also told that she shouldn't be compared with deepikas and such type of actresses. Our sonam baby believes deepika does typical formula based movies and she (sonam) wants to do only artistic movies which are commercially viable too.

Nice thought sonam. But at least do art which we can understand ,last time only 5 people appreciated your movie . First three being you , ranbir and bansali where as rest two were anil and rishi kapoor..

Never the less babas and babies would keep rocking ..

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Why Sanju Baba Is Contesting From UP?

Why Sanju Baba Is Contesting From UP? . Reason is simple our dear sanju baba believes in applying for the company which values his credentials. In contesting election , his qualifiactions are perfectly acceptable in UP ,he though has one draw back which we would talk later.

First let us talk about credentials. For contesting in election in up through sp,bsp or any other party you must have married more than once. He excels in that front by marrying thrice. Another important criteria is you must possess weapon. He not only possess license revolver but also AK47. Third important qualification is that he must have been to jail. Fouth qualification is he must have been involved directly or indirectly with liqour or drugs.

So you see sanju baba perfectly fits into the criteria and is perfect for sp.

His only draw back is that only one case is registered against him!!!!!...This is considered Inexperience and so congress was in dilemma to give him ticket.

Never Mind sanju has promised that his Inexperience of cases wont let sp down!!!!!!

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