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Saturday, May 16, 2009

Latern Bhuj Gai

Lalu prasad yadav. Sirf naam hi kaafi hai. You like him , you hate him but one thing is sure you would enjoy when he talks. He has got great sense of humor.

The man who is fulltoo entertainer , who turned railways from biggest liability to an asset is being humbled by people of bihar. Nitish ka jaadu chal gaya and lalu is wiped out.

Once lalu had made statement 'jab tak samose mein aaloo rahega , bihar mein lalu rahega'. He didn't know that in future chinese samosa would come in market which wont require aaloo and government would come in bihar which won't require laloo. Nitish came , nitish saw and nitish conqured. Lalu's years of rule made nitish's job more easier. Nitish performed and lalu was gone.

One thing which we must appreciate in lalu is he hasn't lost his sense of humor. Yesterday he said 'latern tut gaya , uske tel se bunglow mein aag lag gaayi aur teer nishaane mein laga'.

latern is his symbol , bunglow is paswan's symbol and teer is nitish's symbol.

Now courtesy nitesh , lalu doesnot have much to do , in state as well as in center. so here are things which lalu can do as alternative profession till he bounches back :

a) Become judge of laughter champion season 5 :

He is perfect for the job. He can compliment sidhu too. If sidhu is famous for his one liners , lalu too is famous for laluism. His all time famous one liner 'hum bihar ki sadak hema malini ke chehre jaisi karna chahte hain'. Needless to say he did meet his promise , only difference is he made bihar's road as chehra of 50 year old hema malini and not 20 year old hema malini.

b) Act in Bollywood :

Lalu did cameo in a movie called -' padma shri lalu prasad yadav'. Yes lalu can act. Super confident lalu would be very innovative in his dialogues too. he can invent live dialogues...

c) Enter BCCI :

Lalu is found of cricket. He even wanted ipl in india. He hinted lalit modi to take his son in ipl too. His friend sharad pawar can make him bcci chief.

d) Enter Ad World :

Well already people use his voice and get up in ad world. How about original lalu in ad. Already lalu barfi , lalu pencil , lalu pichkari stromed the market. Lalu can tie up with these manufacturer and do their ads too..

While we are writting this post sonia gandhi has already called lalu and invited for meeting. So its not all over yet for lalu. there would be election in bihar soon and lalu can bounce back.

All the best to dear old lalu yadav.

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Friday, February 13, 2009

Lalu Extends Non Existing Train's Route

In his interim Railway Budget for 2009-10, Lalu announced the extension of 2187/2188 Jabalpur-Mumbai-Jabalpur biweekly Garib Rath Express to Allahabad. The trouble, however, is that the Jabalpur-Mumbai-Jabalpur Garib Rath does not exist!

Although it was announced in last year's rail budget, it was never flagged off. Even before the train has started running, the railway minister announced its extension up to Allahabad.

Now thats perfectly ok...Lalu is lalu..Its his vision to extend the non existent route...If train doesnt exist , some day it would and when it does then extension would be applied...Our media should think twice before reporting such news...Isnt it??

Lalu also did something which may make you think...Bullet train for delhi-patna route...what??...yes you heard it right...now we all know many in that zone hardly pay for tickets..ticket lena woh unki shaan ke khilaaf hai...so bullet train project ka paisa kaun dega??...aare why do you worry for that...dont you understand its election time and lalu has done wonders for railways and now he is entitled to do wonders to his life , isnt it??

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