Ugadate Suraj Ko Har Koi pujta hai

Lalu Prasad Yadav - bihar ki haalat ka congress jimedaar hai

Paswan - mein , laluji aur mulayamji milke chunaav ke baad tai karenge ke pradan mantri kaun hoga.

Mayawati - agar manmohan pradhan mantri ban sakta hai to mein kyun nahi...

NCP - manmohan singh is congress's candidate for prime minister..upa still to decide

After election same lalu , same paswaan , same mayawati and same ncp -'congress tum badhe chalo , hum tumhaare saath hain' mode...

Ugadate suraj ho kar koi pujta hai aur this is politics , jahan har koi bhai hai aur har koi dushman...sab maya hai...

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When Padama Laxmi's b-a-r-e thing didnt matter

If you are regular visitors of bookmarking sites one would find that 80% of links with are popular are more or less soft porns , semi nudes , erotic images.

It sells and sells in big way. Topless , bare all , see through , kissing , hot , sexy etc etc are keywords which are most popular thing in bookmarking site..

But 16th came and such stuffs didn't matter much. Though they continued to have great visits but biggest visitors came to web pages who had election results.

Thats great news because maximum web users are youth and the kind of concerns that they have showed is really very very encouraging.

India is changing and from being submissive democracy it is slowly evolving into performance seeking democracy and i am sure in another decade it would improve dramatically.

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Vaat Chahe Lag Jaaye Salaami Toap Se Hogi

When i was in college there was a saying -'vaat chahe lag jaaye salaami toap se hogi '. although vaat is word i changed it was something else which cannot be mentioned in public forum.

Election 2009 shocked many , shattered many people's dream. But still our dear loosing political parties are not in mood of blaming themselves for disasterous results that they have got.

Yesterday Mr Amar Singh said in press conference that -'hum pehle bhi daata the , hum aaj bhi daata hai' . daata ke daat khate ho gaaye lekin akad nahi gaayi. Before election samajwadi party tried to form fourth front. Fourth front was front within the front. Lalu + Mulayam + Paswan formed this front with idea of pressurizing congress that if you want to be in race approve our conditions!!!!...

But public public hoti hai..dil aane ki baat hai jab jo lag jaaye pyaara...up ka dil thoda sa rahul pe aaya gaya aur samajwadi party got debarred from their samaj and won only 22 seats. Lekin fir bhi they claim to be daata , so what if they have won approximately 12-13% of what congress has won.

Kahani Left ki to aur bhi nirali hai. If you think that left might introspect and consider their ill programming of people since 32 years as cause of their defeat . Their withdrawing support from government for nuclear deal might be reason , then you dont know left.

Left is left and they think that to keep bjp out of power people voted for congress...

Shiv Sena to aur bhi ek kadam aage hai. They still consider MNS to be non player . So what if raj in chakkar of getting raj came second in many seats after congress/ncp candidate.

So as saying goes -'vaat chahe lag jaaye , salaami toap se hogi'...

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Latern Bhuj Gai

Lalu prasad yadav. Sirf naam hi kaafi hai. You like him , you hate him but one thing is sure you would enjoy when he talks. He has got great sense of humor.

The man who is fulltoo entertainer , who turned railways from biggest liability to an asset is being humbled by people of bihar. Nitish ka jaadu chal gaya and lalu is wiped out.

Once lalu had made statement 'jab tak samose mein aaloo rahega , bihar mein lalu rahega'. He didn't know that in future chinese samosa would come in market which wont require aaloo and government would come in bihar which won't require laloo. Nitish came , nitish saw and nitish conqured. Lalu's years of rule made nitish's job more easier. Nitish performed and lalu was gone.

One thing which we must appreciate in lalu is he hasn't lost his sense of humor. Yesterday he said 'latern tut gaya , uske tel se bunglow mein aag lag gaayi aur teer nishaane mein laga'.

latern is his symbol , bunglow is paswan's symbol and teer is nitish's symbol.

Now courtesy nitesh , lalu doesnot have much to do , in state as well as in center. so here are things which lalu can do as alternative profession till he bounches back :

a) Become judge of laughter champion season 5 :

He is perfect for the job. He can compliment sidhu too. If sidhu is famous for his one liners , lalu too is famous for laluism. His all time famous one liner 'hum bihar ki sadak hema malini ke chehre jaisi karna chahte hain'. Needless to say he did meet his promise , only difference is he made bihar's road as chehra of 50 year old hema malini and not 20 year old hema malini.

b) Act in Bollywood :

Lalu did cameo in a movie called -' padma shri lalu prasad yadav'. Yes lalu can act. Super confident lalu would be very innovative in his dialogues too. he can invent live dialogues...

c) Enter BCCI :

Lalu is found of cricket. He even wanted ipl in india. He hinted lalit modi to take his son in ipl too. His friend sharad pawar can make him bcci chief.

d) Enter Ad World :

Well already people use his voice and get up in ad world. How about original lalu in ad. Already lalu barfi , lalu pencil , lalu pichkari stromed the market. Lalu can tie up with these manufacturer and do their ads too..

While we are writting this post sonia gandhi has already called lalu and invited for meeting. So its not all over yet for lalu. there would be election in bihar soon and lalu can bounce back.

All the best to dear old lalu yadav.

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Manifesto of All India Farjis Party

Dear Indians,

I have been following election 2009 as alert Indian citizen since announcement of dates of election and seeing the grand Indian political game i have decided to launch my own party. It would be called All India Farjis Party. I guess its late to get registered for this election but would contest in election 2014.

I am announcing life time manifesto of AIFP . Times would change , situations would change but manifesto wont.

- AIFP is committed forever to its benefit . For us our party and its leaders are number priority
- If voted to power we would make corruption official and so there would be no requirement of putting money in swiss banks.
- Tax exemption to all those who offer bribe to babus and us
- We would divide entire India on grounds of religion , caste , region .
- We would work day,night to creat such a huge amount of mis trust among various Indian citizens , so that fear of survival becomes number one priority and material aspirations become secondary. No one would cry for economic slow down and recession.
- Terrorism is non issue , we believe in survival of fittest formula and if you can't defend yourself , we care a damn about you.
- Again we believe if terrorist kill 30,000-40,000 people a year and cause damage of 10,000 crore rupees a year , its no big deal for country of 111 crore people.
- Our philosphy is coming to power at any cost and we can put anything at stake for it.

Jai Hind

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