Beating Prise Rise By Stopping Work!!!!!!!!

In old bollywood movies we used to have scene where workers union would go on strike with famous dialogue called -'humhaari maange puri karo' . The factory owner would come on car and would be treated by angry mob.

Now idea of strikes was that owner would make heavy loss and then succumb to worker's demand. Now it would be match about how much loss owner can make and how many days workers could survive with money?.

Bandh is not new and still practised . Today was one of those days which is called -'Bharat bandh' . Issue was prise rise which is causing troubles to aam aadmi and his/her ability to keep floating. Now to feed themselves and their children one need money and ironcially even in rising India , majority of Indians need to go out daily to earn or else they would have tough time to feed their families. So going for work is mandatory and not optional except for people with bank balance or employees with stable income base.

Where there are so many people who can't survive two days without going to work , opposition parties have come up with wonderful idea to make government curb prise rise and it is not going to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So stop going to work and this would make sure that majority dont have money to buy things . Once that happens government would have to step in and provide things for free. Bulls eye ...prise rise is beaten..

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Pak's Family Planning Ambassador : Sania and Sohaib Malik?

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Well since the news of sania mirza's plan to get married to pakistani cricketer sohaib malik has made news , every one has opinion on it.

Some are delighted , some are disappointed while some like shiv sena are fumed over her decision.

First sania said that she would continue playing for India . Pakistan tennis federation's personnel wanted sania to play for pakistan , bala shaheb too wants her to play for pakistan!!!!!!!!

Then sohaib malik came to India and found himself in Indian legal hassles and controversy of ayesha. F.I.R was filed and police interogated malik.

Amidst all these controveries , pakistan federal minister came up with another proposal. She wants sania and sohaib to become brand ambassador of family planning programmes in Pakistan.

Now pakistan needs such programme as much as India does. While India is on its way to take over china , atleast on population front , pakistan has highest rate of reproduction in the region , more than what its land can take in coming fifty years!!!. Even taliban cannot stop it!!!!!!!!

So idea of federal minister is really good and sania who is already involved in social issues like female foeticide in India can play role in making pakistanis aware about family planning.

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April Fool Pranks

1) Amitabh Bachchan Joins BJP :

Amitabh bachchan was in news last week with congress going overboard to slam big b for becoming brand ambassador of gujarat. Congress reacted as if big b has become brand ambassador of lahore (jammat's headquarters). Soon somebody told them that gujarat was part of India and congress went silent.

Never the less a regional gujarati daily published the news of big b joining bjp. The news was well descriptive one . When I read that news , I was surprised since big b wont join politics is what he has said time and again.

While turning pages of news paper , I realized that it was prank as today was 1st april.

2) Bips- John Break Ups :

Stories making round as 1st april prank is breakup between bipasha basu and john. The couple are dating each other since days of harappa civilization and a bollywood blog decided to play prank and published the news

3) Pakistan Commits full security to gas pipe line to India :

Now this is not prank from media but pakistan government itself. The country which is finding hard to provide security to nato trucks has guranteed full security to gas pipe line if India agrees.

Now even India can't gurantee security of pipe line is its passes through naxal belt than how can pakistan gurantee that. Guess it april fool banaya by pakistan to India.

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ASIMO (Robo) At Auto Expo

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Rakhi Sawant V/s Sushma Swaraj

CNN-IBN's face the nation yesterday had tiget woods : the tragedy of fallen icon as its topic.

Sagarika gosh wondered that Many people felt that Tiger Woods was a divine sportsman and an icon of athleticism and thus did not deserve to be judged on the basis of his affairs.

To this Seth said, "That is societal hypocrisy. Bill Clinton was a very fine president, he was a great democratic president and a great friend of India's but you only remember him for his cigar-chomping days with his so-called intern at the Oval Office. You don't remember him for anything else and that is the nature of the beast."

He added that he did not think the Indian media would never touch the private lives of public people because there is not enough money in the peripheral around it.

"Please remember that in America, every woman who says she slept with Tiger Woods stands to make a million dollars or more just for opening her mouth. In that kind of a construct, a lot of money drives everything and people feed on gossip. In India, we are more concerned about Liberhan than we are concerned about Rakhi Sawant. We get excited about Advani and Sushma Swaraj rather than Rakhi Sawant and her ilk. These are the realities about India and therefore we are safe," he stated.

Now seth seems to be talking about 4 crore people of India out of more than 100 crores. If we look at most of hindi news channels we may find that their 70% times goes on covering ranbhir kappor , dhoni , rakhi sawant , katrina -salman and such things. Larger issues take only 30% of coverage. Either its cricket or sports or pakistan!!!!!!!!!!!. These news channels cater most of India and so to conclude that we are more excited about sushma swaraj than rakhi sawant is not right. Rakhi sawant , sadly is more viewed news in India.

Aami aadmi who is yeh bichara mehgai ke bhoj ka maara resolves to rakhi sawant and her colleagues for entertainment , sushma and her colleagues seems to be same old political stories about bol vachan .

No matter how much growth we show , 10% industrial growth or anything . Aam aadmi pays 100 Rs for daal , he has high rent and other debts to think about , so when so ever he/she is free , rakhi sawant and salman khan are better for viewing than sushma swaraj and rahul gandhi.

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No Toilet , No Wife

"No Toilet , No Wife". No this is not name of new david dhawan film but it is campaign of haryana government . This campaign has been very successful in encouraging people specially villagers to make toilets in their own house.

Now if you live in one of metros or mega city , you might wonder what is this all about and do we still need such campaigns. Well here is shocker for all of us as Indians :

The UN estimates that 600 million people or 55 percent of Indians still defecate outside, more than 60 years after the scrupulously clean independence leader Mahatma Gandhi first talked of the responsible disposal of human waste.

55% people is huge numbers and such a huge number of people are without toilets!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coming to India's financial capital , Mumbai , n March, Mumbai's municipal authorities said there were 77,526 toilets in slum areas and 64,157 more were needed. Work is in progress on only 6,050.

UN's Mumbai Human Development Report 2009, published earlier this month, points out that even where public toilets exist, most have no running water, drainage or electricity, making them unhygienic and unusable.

If condition of mumbai is such we can imagine what might be situations in other cities and villages.

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Afghan Under Indian Influence Is Better

Pervez Musharraf accused Afghanistan intelligence , afghan government and even afghan president to be under Indian Influence.

"Afghan intelligence, Afghan president, Afghan government…don't talk of them. I know what they do. They are, by design, they mislead the world. They talk against Pakistan, because they are under the influence of Indian intelligence, all of them," Musharraf told CNN in an interview on Sunday.

Naturally afghanistan and India both would deny this allegation and ideally any country should take decision according to national interest and not being under influence of any one including India.

But what if allegations are true. Even if they are true , world knows how afghanistan was when it was under influence of ISI. Taliban , the inhuman and barbaric force who still live in cave mentality created hell in afghanistan where sports was banned, women had to stay at home . These are such few of their acts.

If afghanistan is under influence of India and its intelliegence , its highly likely that democracy will prevail in afghan and slowly afghan will have stable environment.

Its understandable that pakistan wont agree to this but look what ISI has done to pakistan itself. Its time for pakistan to get away from getting influenced by ISI and keep it at its place.

Mr pervez , the dictator cannot preach democracy. can he?

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India Is Involved In All Terror Activities In Pak - Rehman Malik

Pakistan Interior Minister Rehman Malik has come down hard on India. ‘We have solid evidence that not only in Balochistan but India is involved in almost every terrorist activity in Pakistan,’ Mr Malik said on Wednesday.

Now if you are an Indian , then close your eyes , open again and re read. Yes you read it right. India is accused to be speaking language of pakistan. The language of terror which India is facing since 20 years in name of freedom of kashmir!!!!!!!!!

So hakeemullah is such a pawn of RAW. Balochistan's struggle since 60 years is mere India's work and India is haath dhoghe piche paade hain against pakistan and mentor of all terror groups , that is ISI is helpless!!!!!!!!.

No this is not some ekta kapoor serial but their interior minister speaking that too to media.Hazham nahi hua na?. vahan ki media ko bhi nahi hua. Shayad rehman malik ko khud nahi hua!!!

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500 Threats To India

While lahore was attacked by taliban , cnn-ibn reported that the pakistan's punjab police official hinted about Raw being involved in current attack. Before you say but hakeemullah has claimed responsibility , pakistan's logic is that taliban is being helped by RAW. Paisa , hatyaar aur training is given by RAW. Yes you get it right. Ulti ganga. Job of ISI being claimed to be that of RAW!!!!!

What ever Pakistan says , Hakeemullah seems to think differently. In an interview given to sky news from most lavish place of north west province that is mountain where he stays, hakeemullah has threatened India.

He says that once pakistan becomes truly ISLAMIC country , he would ask his men to cross border and fight Indians.But pakistan is islamic country , would be your next thought. Well not according to hakeemullah , because in pakistan women are not beaten with lashes , men are not forced to pray and people still play cricket and listen to music. Now according to hakeemullah's version of religion , this is anti islamic.

Coming back to India . China is showing its aggressive side since few months for border dispute , Pakistan to bachpan se hi apni intelligence India pe chodh rakhi hai . Other than these two there is naxals!!!!!!!!!!!. They want their rule in India and we have more than 500 banned outfits who want to go for kill in India!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now if those 500 odd threats were not enough , hakeemullah too is interested in fighting with India.

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Zardari V/s Jaswant Singh

Well jaswant singh wrote a book. Book on Jinnah. Without reading the book most people have judged this book and certified to be a praising saga of jinnah by jaswant singh.

Jaswant Singh's Interview given to karan thapar did create what can be said as scenario for BJP Sacking Jaswant Singh. Although Jaswant Singh was creating frequent embarrasment to BJP
by asking right questions to them and book proved a convinent reason to sack him.

In this book jaswant singh has written that centralized policy of nehru trigger the situation which led to partition.

He in interview said that jinnah alone cannot be held responsible for partition and nehru's policy were equivalently responsible for that.

Jaswant singh has also mentioned that theory of jinnah has failed since religion cannot be based of a nation has been proven by basis of establishment of bangladesh.

Now jaswant singh in his interview said that pakistan and bangladesh wont like this.

What happened was totally opposite. Jaswant singh became hero in pakistan and his own party sacked him , congress critized him.

It is understandable. Jinnah is considered primarily a villan in India and gandhiji is not put in right light in Pakistan .

In India Jinnah is perceived as power hungry man who split India and Pakistan always needs to justify jinnah's step and so its easy to see gandhiji entirely differently than world sees.

Jaswant Singh's book on jinnah has made him immensly popular among pakistanis. Considering the popularity that jaswant singh is getting we think he should stand for elections in Pakistan. He may give tough competition to zardari. Atleast till Pakistanis read the book!!!!!!!!!!

On more serious notes what has happened in history and no one can change that now. Pakistan is reality. We may accuse jinnah for it or we may accuse some one else for it.

Best we can do is have greater understanding about jinnah , gandhiji , nehru , sardar patel and all those soul who at one point of time togetherly fought for common goal and that is independence of India.

We in India and People in Pakistan needs to have more mature view on this. Somethings cause pain when revisited but its worth it.

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Thank God We Didnt Have USA Relation Since 60 Years

Pakistan foreign minister was asked about growing relationship between India And USA . To this qureshi replied and rightly so that pakistan need not worry about that. "Pakistan has relationship with usa since 60 years and those are strong relationship" .

It prompted me to think that its good that India didn't have relationship with USA since 60 years. Because 60 years ago we were nothing. We had no bargaining capacity. Nehru initiated Non Alliance Movement and formed a force who were neither allied with usa and ussr.

Now we have good relationship with usa. Now we do have a level of bargaining capacity and so we can work as partners of usa but sixty years back we would have had to work as colony much like what happened to paksitan in 1979. Pakistan fought as colony of usa in usa's war with ussr.

This ruin the liberal line of thought in pakistan and gave birth to pakistan which is terror hub with all kinds of terror lords operating in pakistan.

Today dhrone attacks repetatively and still Pakistan cannot do anything about it. Same would have happened to India. Yes Pakistan's relationship with USA helped it in 1965 war but still couldnot protect itself in 1971 where India defied USA's warning and went ahead with its plan.

I think what India did was right way to do things. Form relationship when there is capacity to do so. Thank God We Didnt Have USA Relation Since 60 Years.

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Hillary : Came , Saw And Flattered India

Hillary came , hillary saw , hillary made flattering statements and India got exicted.

Hillary said that India is global power . Many Indians reacted with excitement , messaged each other.

India is global power in making is saahi jawaab. We still have long way to go.
We are still home to highest poors. We still have lot of road to travel to make sure that our growth is inclusive . We still have lot of road to travel to provide basics to all Indians . We have lot of work to do for women empowerment.

At same time yeh baat bhi saahi hai ke in last 62 years we have achieved many things. We
have made positive impact on world at large. No one except closed minded people can question that.

Coming back to hillary's global power thought. Hillary want India to consider itself a global power.

Lekin power ke saath jimedari bhi aati hai. Global powers have global jimedari. Hillary
want first we should realize that we are global power then act as global power.

Isse our responsibility would include climate change. USA also wants India to take stand in
Iran. Gloabl power is expected to do that . Isn't it?

Lekin apni bhalai issi mein hai ke hum jaise chal raahe hain vaise chalen. Taaki humhaara jo growth hai woh hota raahe. Yes we want bigger role in the world. We are 15% of world population .We have to have bigger role since approx 1/6 of population stays here.China + India make 30% of the world.

Lastly its good that only super power is acknowlingly India lekin saath saath humhe bhule saamane ki jagah aapne problem ke solution ke baare mein sochna chahiye.

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Hidden Message Of Indo-Pak Joint Statement

Both leaders agreed that terrorism is the main threat to both countries

From Indian Point of view , it means pakistan itself is threat and from pakistan point of view idle terrorist not targetting India are threat to Pakistan. Because idleness makes them work against Pakistan.

Both leaders affirmed their resolve to fight terrorism and to cooperate with each other to this end.

By this pakistan means sending idle terrorists to India and India eliminating them

Prime Minister Singh reiterated the need to bring the perpetrators of the Mumbai attack to justice. Prime Minister Gilani assured that Pakistan will do everything in its power in this regard.

By this pakistan means doing all in its power to protect saeed . To withstand any amount of USA pressure , Indian pressure to protect saeed.

Both leaders agreed that the two countries will share real time, credible and actionable information on any future terrorist threats.

By this India means sharing not too important information and pakistan eliminating all proofs which they gather from this information.

Prime Minister Singh reiterated India's interest in a stable, democratic, Islamic Republic of Pakistan.

By this Dr Manmohan Singh meant mentally stable pakistan.

Both leaders agreed that the real challenge is development and the elimination of poverty

By this they have kept option of war open. It easiest way to eliminate poverty!!!!!!!..Other methods requires lot of work.

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Deewar Revisited Featuring India And Pakistan

Yash chopra made a classic in late 1970s called deewar featuring amitabh bachan and sashi kapoor. The movie was a block buster with angry young man at its best. It had some time immeroial dialogues .

Let see how deewar would look like if abstractly India and Pakistan are shown as characters , this time shashi (india) playing elder brother and amitabh (pakistan) playing younger brother.

Amitabh -'mere paas dawood hai , saeed hai , bin laden hain , azhar hai , terrorism ka hub hai , tumhaare paas kya hai?'..

Shashi-'mere paas growth hai bhai'

Scene Two :

Shashi -'bhai tum sign karoge ke nahi?'

Amitabh-'mein sigh karunga lekin sabse pehle sign nahi karunga , jaao pehle us america ka sign le ke aao jisne taliban ko train karvaaya , jaao pehle us russia ka sign leke aao jisne afghanistan pe attack kiya , jaao pehle us saudi ka sign leke aao jisne paise diye , uske baad bhai tum jis kagaz pe kahoge mein sign karne ko taiyaar houn'.

Amitabh to united states :

Amitabh -'aaj khush to bahout hoge tum , bachpan se jisne terroristo ko pala , jisne hamesha terroristo ka saath diya woh aaj teri khatir taliban se lad raha hai..khush to bahout hoge tum..'

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