Pak's Family Planning Ambassador : Sania and Sohaib Malik?

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Well since the news of sania mirza's plan to get married to pakistani cricketer sohaib malik has made news , every one has opinion on it.

Some are delighted , some are disappointed while some like shiv sena are fumed over her decision.

First sania said that she would continue playing for India . Pakistan tennis federation's personnel wanted sania to play for pakistan , bala shaheb too wants her to play for pakistan!!!!!!!!

Then sohaib malik came to India and found himself in Indian legal hassles and controversy of ayesha. F.I.R was filed and police interogated malik.

Amidst all these controveries , pakistan federal minister came up with another proposal. She wants sania and sohaib to become brand ambassador of family planning programmes in Pakistan.

Now pakistan needs such programme as much as India does. While India is on its way to take over china , atleast on population front , pakistan has highest rate of reproduction in the region , more than what its land can take in coming fifty years!!!. Even taliban cannot stop it!!!!!!!!

So idea of federal minister is really good and sania who is already involved in social issues like female foeticide in India can play role in making pakistanis aware about family planning.

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April Fool Pranks

1) Amitabh Bachchan Joins BJP :

Amitabh bachchan was in news last week with congress going overboard to slam big b for becoming brand ambassador of gujarat. Congress reacted as if big b has become brand ambassador of lahore (jammat's headquarters). Soon somebody told them that gujarat was part of India and congress went silent.

Never the less a regional gujarati daily published the news of big b joining bjp. The news was well descriptive one . When I read that news , I was surprised since big b wont join politics is what he has said time and again.

While turning pages of news paper , I realized that it was prank as today was 1st april.

2) Bips- John Break Ups :

Stories making round as 1st april prank is breakup between bipasha basu and john. The couple are dating each other since days of harappa civilization and a bollywood blog decided to play prank and published the news

3) Pakistan Commits full security to gas pipe line to India :

Now this is not prank from media but pakistan government itself. The country which is finding hard to provide security to nato trucks has guranteed full security to gas pipe line if India agrees.

Now even India can't gurantee security of pipe line is its passes through naxal belt than how can pakistan gurantee that. Guess it april fool banaya by pakistan to India.

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Kahani Jab Palti : Younis Khan Awarded!!!!!!!!!

Pakistan ki maya , pakistan hi jaane (this applies to India too). Pakistan cricket has always been good old story. Talented bunch of people who can nail any team during their day but inconsistent at ever.

Tour goes wrong and there are some people who need to be held responsible and so they are held responsible , captain is sacked , coach is blamed and indiscipline is considered the chief cause. If more seriousness is needed to the story , add match fixing angle to it.

But this time pakistan cricket had kahani mein twist!!!!!!!!!!!. It went on to banning two biggest super stars of world cricket and pakistan cricket. The ever dependable yosuf and awesome batsman younis khan.

None would have thought that these two can be banned but it did occur. It was like banning dravid and ganguly!!!!!!!!!!. Only person of that stature to be banned in India was azhar but he had serious allegation of match fixing against it.

Now pakistan cricket saw new saga added to its story. Younis khan was today given presidential performance award , 2 weeks after being banned!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Zardari Shut Up (Remix)

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Why Pakistan Is Smartest Country In The World?

We are nearing to illogical end to war in Afghanistan as far as world is concerned and logical end to war in Afghanistan as far as Pakistan is concerned.

Obama wants to start withdrawing its troops from 2011. The process will begin and full withdrawal would take time.Pakistan has told the US it wants a central role in resolving the Afghan war and has offered to mediate with Taliban factions who use its territory and have long served as its allies reports new york times.

Now if we look at sequence of events that unfolded by 9/11 , we must acknowledge that Pakistan is smartest country in the world. Now being Indian , how dare I say that?

Well lets consider the sequence of events from 9/11 :

1)Bush Fumes and call pervez. He allegedly threatens pervez to support him or face the music.

2) Pervez decides to support USA.

3) Pervez in name of war of terror takes lot of money from USA which later is reported that money was used to prepare against India and not fighting war on terror

4) Pakistan adopted strategy of little fighting with Taliban and more shielding them.

5) Government in Pakistan and USA changes. One group of Taliban is Pakistan declares war against Pakistan itself. Pakistan Taliban takes control of swat and NWFP is virtually in their control.

6) After deals and breaking of deals by pak Taliban , finally Pakistan army shows Taliban that whose is their creator. It takes control back from swat and is fighting in South Waziristan.

7)USA pressurizes Pakistan to act in north Waziristan but Pakistan refuses to do so till their concerns (chiefly India's role in Afghanistan) is curtailed.

8) Khayani offers to mediate between Taliban and USA & Allies.

So in 8 years of war in Afghanistan , world is left with same situation which prevailed before 2001. Taliban might come back , pakistan would have proxy government in afghanisthan and Taliban (god forbidden , it comes back) would have conviction that they did beat supeJustify Fullrpowers like USSR and USA.

Pakistan made lot of money out of this war , bought new equipments and their army is battle ready. Yes their army did sacrifices too , lost their soldiers but in the end they as nation gained the most.

Now lets look at how Pakistan dealt with 26/11

1) Biggest terror attack occured on Indian Soil

2) India accused jaamat ud dawa , front face of laskhar. United nations banned jammat. Pakistan came under most intense pressure after kargil

3) Pakistan acknowledges for first time that terrorist were from pakistan and its soil was partly used. Pakistan arrests few people including laskhar's ladkvi.

4) Pakistan puts hafiz saeed under house arrest , but court grants him freedom. Pakistan cites independent court judgement and so they cannot do anything about it.

5) Indian prime minister meets pakistan prime minister in Sharm l-Sheikh . Pakistan's diplomat convinced their counter parts to include balochistan in joint statement and de link terror attacks!!!!!!!

6) Pakistan files charges against ladkvi and calms the world anger. India wants saeed to be booked but pakistan cites lack of evidence.

7) India seeing scenario getting change in afghanisthan war situation offers talks with pakistan . Ironically on same day Pakistan's united jihad council helds conference.

8) Pakistan foreign minister claims diplomatic victory by stating that India was forced to talk.

So pakistan has dealt with major challenges it faced by bigger powers and worked to make situation as per their advantage. This does make pakistan , the smartest country in the world. Outsmarting India , outsmarting USA and nato and outsmarting taliban itself!!!!!!!!!!

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Why Pak Slammed Krishna?

Pak has slammed krishna. Now what did krishna do. Well he did what he thought his job is. That is making the statement. He in his interview to headlines today said "India has been appreciated for its tolerance and statesmanship in the aftermath of the 26/11 strikes. But any repeat of such attacks will have serious repercussions on bilateral ties. Let there be no mistake about this."

"We want cordial relations with Pakistan but such statements raise questions about the motives of the Pakistani government,"

Now the line in bold is what pakistan seems to have found immature!!!!!!!!!!. How can India want cordial relations with pakistan. Atleast for another 10-20 years , pakistan's domestic politics would run on anti-India , anti-usa and anti-Israel!!!!!!!!!!. So its immature from part of krishna to have said cordial relations thing. For rest part of statement pakistan seems ok.

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Pakistan's New Important Issue!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pakistan has new important issue. No it is not related to landmark judgement by pakistan's court of NRO. Neither it has any thing to do with hakeemullah and his gangs with whom pakistan army is fighting with. Neither this issue has anything to do with karachi's target killings.

This is more important issue than above three and it is related to IPL. Now those who dont know about IPL (which is rare if you are in India), IPL is private league in which group of people (mostly corporates and bollywood stars) have bought frachisee from IPL . Now they have formed their own teams and t-20 matches are held in it.

Does it have anything to do with Indian Government?. Well only in form of taxes which Indian government collects. Rest it is private matter .

Now pakistan players like most of australian players were snubbed by owners. Reason being more about buisness sense and less about politics. To make things clearer , any person who has been following t-20 knows that pakistani cricketers are lethal as far as t-20 goes. They are among best in buisness and it would be proud possesion for any team owner to have pakistani players in their team. Same is for australians but but but...If owner is investing crores of rupees , he/she must be sure that services of resource on whom huge investments are made , would be available. The kind of love-hate relationship that India has with pakistan , its more likely that players would not be available. Another terror attack and entire IPL might be shifted , forget about pakistani players playing in that tournament.

But rehman malik fumed and so did many pakistani politicians. Fuming was understandable but over fuming??.. He said India must say sorry. But how can India say sorry when pakistan has never said sorry for any terror attacks till date!!!!!!!!. Pakistan claims that terror attacks are by non state actors. Well so is IPL. Its private body and not state body so what it does its none of Indian Government matter.

But rehman malik , one of beneficiary of NRO and right hand man of Mr zardari has IPL as more important thing than NRO verdict. Je baat...

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Peaceful Pakistan Warns India

It all began with general kapoor's statement of Indian Army ready to take on china and pakistan simultaneously.

Now general kapoor never said it will initiate war , what he said was India was working on strategy , if god forbidden both fronts open simultaneously.

May be Mr Kapoor read interview of ex security advisor brijesh mishra who had feared that what if both fronts become active simultaneously.

But this statement of Mr Kapoor saw five reactions from pakistan. First from foreign office which was expected. Since they have every right to react and its their job to react.

Then came khayani , the chief of pakistan armed forces. He didnot name India but cautioned India for misadventure. Then came gilani who also without naming India cautioned India.

Then came Pakistan Joint Chiefs of Staff Committee (JCSC) Chairman General Tariq Majid. He went one step ahead and doubted capability of Indian Forces at first place.

He said and we quote : "Leave alone China, General Deepak Kapoor knows very well what the Indian Army cannot and the Pakistan Army can pull off militarily,"

Finally came Mr Zardari who said pakistan being peaceful country doesnot want to enter arms race but none should doubt pakistan's capability in self defense.

Now who did doubt that at first place. General Kapoor was just addressing Indian Fears and reassuring the country. But peaceful pakistan has warned India.

Ofcourse war in no solution and that must be clear to atleast India and Pakistan who have had 4 wars but still disputes does exist.

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Kaan Ke Badle Kaan- Pak Court

An anti-terrorism court headed by judge Khalid Naveed Dar handed down the ruling in the eastern city of Lahore on Monday, sentencing the two men to life in prison and fining them each 700,000 rupees .

"The court ordered that the nose and ears of Sher Mohammad and Ammanat Ali be chopped off as part of an Islamic punishment of a nose for a nose and ears for ears,"

The men were found guilty of kidnapping a woman who had refused to marry one of them, then hacking off her nose and ears.

Such verdicts are not expected in current times and in past too such verdicts have been over turned.

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Corruption karna hamara haq hai-Pak Minister for 'Defence Prodution'

Minister for 'Defence Prodution' of PPP says, " Corruption karna hamara haq hai, jo corruption nahin karta woh ghalati karta hai..." in the program 'Kal Tak' (December 02, 2009).

Now this minister might be said to be talking on behalf of all pakistani ministers , mps , mla as well as on behalf of Indian politicians too!!!!!!!!!!!

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Shocking : 98 heroin packs in stomach !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well straight from bollywood plot a pakistani was caught from thai airport. Charge?. Well he had 98 heroin packs in his stomach!!!!!!!!

Chaudhry Ijaz Rasul, 34, was arrested as he attempted to clear customs at Suvarnabhumi Airport early Monday morning on a Thai Airways flight from Lahore in Pakistan.

‘He has swallowed 98 small packages of heroin which were wrapped in aluminium foil,’ a senior customs official reported dawn.

The authorities forced Rasul to go to the toilet to expel the drugs, which weighed 1.3 kilograms with a street value of approximately 3.9 million baht (117,750 dollars), the official said.

‘He confessed that he was asked to smuggle the drugs and that a man would come to pick them up from a hotel in Bangkok,’ he added.

Rasul was charged with possession and trafficking of class A drugs, which carries a possible death sentence in Thailand.

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Khayani's Adventours Neighbours!!!!!!!!!!

Addressing a passing out parade of 67th course of engineering and 123rd course of GDP in PAF Academy , army chief of Pakistan , Mr Khayani said Pakistan is facing extra ordinary internal and external challenges and threatened by adventurous neighbor.

Now lets look at khayani's neighbours . Pervez doesnot live in pakistan these days and so he is out of question. He was definately adventurous enough to go for disastorous campaign called kargil.He still maintains it to be successful but all whos who in world of politics , defence inside and outside pakistan consider it to be bigger disaster than that of 1971 for pakistan.

Coming to ISI chief has to be adventurous by nature since he is chief of most adventurous agency. It is their adventure in afghan which is costing so many lives in pakistan these days. They nurtured this taliban and now are fighting them!!!!!!

Talking geographically , Iran wont be adventurous to attack pakistan and afghanistan is in kharab haalat. USA (in afghan) wont think of attacking pakistan unless pakistan itself commits blunder of supporting afghan taliban wholeheartely.

Now coming to country which khayani actually meant. That is India. Now Khayani would be aware of history of 1971. India which freed and assisted in creation of bangladesh , but India never acquired it. So India is not interested in all the lies which have been time and again floated by pakistan's power hungry groups. This lie , this fear keeps them on power.

Yes if pakistan keeps on sending terrorits , keeps on supporting saeeds , azhar mehsuds , dawoods and something happens , then it is mis adventure of Pakistan and not India's adventure. Isn't it?

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Afghan Under Indian Influence Is Better

Pervez Musharraf accused Afghanistan intelligence , afghan government and even afghan president to be under Indian Influence.

"Afghan intelligence, Afghan president, Afghan government…don't talk of them. I know what they do. They are, by design, they mislead the world. They talk against Pakistan, because they are under the influence of Indian intelligence, all of them," Musharraf told CNN in an interview on Sunday.

Naturally afghanistan and India both would deny this allegation and ideally any country should take decision according to national interest and not being under influence of any one including India.

But what if allegations are true. Even if they are true , world knows how afghanistan was when it was under influence of ISI. Taliban , the inhuman and barbaric force who still live in cave mentality created hell in afghanistan where sports was banned, women had to stay at home . These are such few of their acts.

If afghanistan is under influence of India and its intelliegence , its highly likely that democracy will prevail in afghan and slowly afghan will have stable environment.

Its understandable that pakistan wont agree to this but look what ISI has done to pakistan itself. Its time for pakistan to get away from getting influenced by ISI and keep it at its place.

Mr pervez , the dictator cannot preach democracy. can he?

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200 Litres Of Poison From RAW!!!!!!!

Pakistan hai ke maanta nahi. Taliban , Baluchistan Liberation Front are two terror outfits challenging Pakistan government's rit and Pakistan army is going all out to crush BLA and finish taliban.

Pakistan blames Indian Intelligence Agency , RAW for funding taliban , supporting baluch and as per rehman malik being involved in all terror activities in India.

But what leading pakistan daily published today in unthinkable :

TERRORISTS HAVE ACQUIRED 200 LITRES OF POISONOUS MATERIAL FROM RAW IN AFGHANISTAN: INTELLIGENCE SOURCE.

Above newsflash is from leading pakistan daily.

Shocking. Isn't it?. Such false allegation would not help cause of pakistan but instead make relations more bitter.

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India Is Involved In All Terror Activities In Pak - Rehman Malik

Pakistan Interior Minister Rehman Malik has come down hard on India. ‘We have solid evidence that not only in Balochistan but India is involved in almost every terrorist activity in Pakistan,’ Mr Malik said on Wednesday.

Now if you are an Indian , then close your eyes , open again and re read. Yes you read it right. India is accused to be speaking language of pakistan. The language of terror which India is facing since 20 years in name of freedom of kashmir!!!!!!!!!

So hakeemullah is such a pawn of RAW. Balochistan's struggle since 60 years is mere India's work and India is haath dhoghe piche paade hain against pakistan and mentor of all terror groups , that is ISI is helpless!!!!!!!!.

No this is not some ekta kapoor serial but their interior minister speaking that too to media.Hazham nahi hua na?. vahan ki media ko bhi nahi hua. Shayad rehman malik ko khud nahi hua!!!

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26/11 : Rehman Malik Is Right

The great interior minister of greatest country in the world , that is Pakistan recently said that 26/11 could have been avoided if India would have been more open and shared intelligence report with Pakistan.

Now he is right. If we would have shared information , Pakistan's ISI would have come to know that we know what it is upto and then ISI would have directed its own wing , that is laskhar to postpone the mission or direct to some other city.

May be Delhi , Ahmadabad or Bangalore would have been targeted but 26/11 could have been avoided.

But at same time blaming India for not sharing Information is wrong because we didn't have any information to share. Our raw (research and analysis wing ) had turned into rehene do work wing and 26/11 happened.

Jab information hoti to share karte na. But from now onwards we should share information to aakka of terrorism. After all in world shares information with pakistan , 80% of terror activities would get avoided.

It like in school , the most notorious kid is made monitor!!!

Mr Rehman Malik , we are thank ful for giving us this out of box idea. We know democratic government in pakistan is right in intentions and we also know that ISI is never right in its intention.

Never mind ISI might be planning another 26/11 and we would share info for that.

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Zardari V/s Jaswant Singh

Well jaswant singh wrote a book. Book on Jinnah. Without reading the book most people have judged this book and certified to be a praising saga of jinnah by jaswant singh.

Jaswant Singh's Interview given to karan thapar did create what can be said as scenario for BJP Sacking Jaswant Singh. Although Jaswant Singh was creating frequent embarrasment to BJP
by asking right questions to them and book proved a convinent reason to sack him.

In this book jaswant singh has written that centralized policy of nehru trigger the situation which led to partition.

He in interview said that jinnah alone cannot be held responsible for partition and nehru's policy were equivalently responsible for that.

Jaswant singh has also mentioned that theory of jinnah has failed since religion cannot be based of a nation has been proven by basis of establishment of bangladesh.

Now jaswant singh in his interview said that pakistan and bangladesh wont like this.

What happened was totally opposite. Jaswant singh became hero in pakistan and his own party sacked him , congress critized him.

It is understandable. Jinnah is considered primarily a villan in India and gandhiji is not put in right light in Pakistan .

In India Jinnah is perceived as power hungry man who split India and Pakistan always needs to justify jinnah's step and so its easy to see gandhiji entirely differently than world sees.

Jaswant Singh's book on jinnah has made him immensly popular among pakistanis. Considering the popularity that jaswant singh is getting we think he should stand for elections in Pakistan. He may give tough competition to zardari. Atleast till Pakistanis read the book!!!!!!!!!!

On more serious notes what has happened in history and no one can change that now. Pakistan is reality. We may accuse jinnah for it or we may accuse some one else for it.

Best we can do is have greater understanding about jinnah , gandhiji , nehru , sardar patel and all those soul who at one point of time togetherly fought for common goal and that is independence of India.

We in India and People in Pakistan needs to have more mature view on this. Somethings cause pain when revisited but its worth it.

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Thank God We Didnt Have USA Relation Since 60 Years

Pakistan foreign minister was asked about growing relationship between India And USA . To this qureshi replied and rightly so that pakistan need not worry about that. "Pakistan has relationship with usa since 60 years and those are strong relationship" .

It prompted me to think that its good that India didn't have relationship with USA since 60 years. Because 60 years ago we were nothing. We had no bargaining capacity. Nehru initiated Non Alliance Movement and formed a force who were neither allied with usa and ussr.

Now we have good relationship with usa. Now we do have a level of bargaining capacity and so we can work as partners of usa but sixty years back we would have had to work as colony much like what happened to paksitan in 1979. Pakistan fought as colony of usa in usa's war with ussr.

This ruin the liberal line of thought in pakistan and gave birth to pakistan which is terror hub with all kinds of terror lords operating in pakistan.

Today dhrone attacks repetatively and still Pakistan cannot do anything about it. Same would have happened to India. Yes Pakistan's relationship with USA helped it in 1965 war but still couldnot protect itself in 1971 where India defied USA's warning and went ahead with its plan.

I think what India did was right way to do things. Form relationship when there is capacity to do so. Thank God We Didnt Have USA Relation Since 60 Years.

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Hidden Message Of Indo-Pak Joint Statement

Both leaders agreed that terrorism is the main threat to both countries

From Indian Point of view , it means pakistan itself is threat and from pakistan point of view idle terrorist not targetting India are threat to Pakistan. Because idleness makes them work against Pakistan.

Both leaders affirmed their resolve to fight terrorism and to cooperate with each other to this end.

By this pakistan means sending idle terrorists to India and India eliminating them

Prime Minister Singh reiterated the need to bring the perpetrators of the Mumbai attack to justice. Prime Minister Gilani assured that Pakistan will do everything in its power in this regard.

By this pakistan means doing all in its power to protect saeed . To withstand any amount of USA pressure , Indian pressure to protect saeed.

Both leaders agreed that the two countries will share real time, credible and actionable information on any future terrorist threats.

By this India means sharing not too important information and pakistan eliminating all proofs which they gather from this information.

Prime Minister Singh reiterated India's interest in a stable, democratic, Islamic Republic of Pakistan.

By this Dr Manmohan Singh meant mentally stable pakistan.

Both leaders agreed that the real challenge is development and the elimination of poverty

By this they have kept option of war open. It easiest way to eliminate poverty!!!!!!!..Other methods requires lot of work.

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