BJP on austerity drive, leaders stay in tents for meet

While this is welcomed gesture but be it be congress , bjp or any other political party , the best gift that they can give to India is corruption less governance. Austerity gestures won't be needed if system is made less corrupted.

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Kaash Har Indian Rahul Gandhi Hota!!!!!!!!!

Rahul gandhi the general secretary of congress and uncrowned prince of grand old party visited mumbai.

Media reports with headlines like rahul dares shiv sena , rahul in tiger's den , rahul gandhi boards local.

Rahul gandhi despite threats to him from shiv sena visited mumbai and he boarded local train too.While his this step is appreciable ,snubbing uncalled for threats and attempt to defy constitution by shiv sena.

Mumbai belongs to all Indians and while preferences in education and state jobs is other thing but posing threat is other thing.

But one thing makes one wonder is the eagerness shown by Maharashtra government to ensure rahul gandhi's trip remains smooth. The massive police system made sure that nothing happens which may embarrass the government of Maharashtra.

This also make one wonder why can't government act to protect normal citizens too with same zeal and eagerness. Why government didn't act when north Indians were beaten. Yes they detained few , arrested few and after some days they arrested Raj too. But that was after rampage not before it.

Government knew that what was coming but normal citizens are not rahul gandhi. Agreed , protecting single person is easy then protecting lakhs but act fast , act tough and acting heavily of people who can use violent means can always be done. Isn't it?

Rahul gandhi might be future prime minister but aam aadmi is one who makes prime ministers theoretically , at least. Kaash har Indian , Rahul Gandhi hota ..

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Wah Wah PM Ke Fatke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr Manmohan Singh has unique way of dealing with opposition for price rise. Instead of coming up with some concrete steps of curbing price rise , Dr Manmohan Singh has decided to stop opposition from raising their voices by showing facts about status of prices while NDA was in power.

In other way of saying , its like boss tumne kya kar liya that , tumshe to hum better hain. But does it help common man?. Is government's duty only to see how they fair better than performance of previous regime?

But thats how our democracy works. We have to choose between two similar governance and both blame each other for everything that goes wrong when in opposition. Recently in an interview congress's spokes person asked opposition spokes person to tell her better way of dealing with price rise than current measures and opposition spokes person remained silent. Even congress spokes person would have remained silent if they were in opposition.

What we need is joint efforts rather than tumne kya kiya tha types of attitude. Dr manmohan singhji , we dont need your fatke to opposition but your real fatke to price rise. We dont need to listen about what others did , we are concerned only with what goes out of our pocket and what you can do to see to it that we pay less.

Opposition waalo , price rise ke liye suggestions do , sirf oppose karne se kutch nahi hota hai.

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Entertainment Tax On Politicians?

Maharashtra Government announced that there would be entertainment tax on IPL Matches. Now since ipl is self proclaimed mix of cricket and entertainment , Lalit modi should have no objection on that.

We were reading various reactions on this news when we came across interesting comment from leading journalist which said if entertainment tax on ipl then why not on chidambaram v/s rest , amar v/s mulayam , sharad pawar v/s maya , raj v/s udhav and so on?.

Well it is very good idea. IPL is only for six weeks but our great Indian Political League plays 24 hours a day , 365 days in a year. Its in prime form during elections and our parliament is awesome display of action flicks with often aggressive gestures.

Politics being recession free buisness , its perfect tool for taxing . Most teams are owned by families for e.g. congress by gandhi family , samajwadi by mulayam family , RJD by lalu & family , BJP comes under grand family of RSS and other regional parties (teams) are also family owned units.

It would be interesting telecast like yeh delhi chor se gandhi family ke maharathi rahul ne u.p pe yeh dig maara lekin mayawati ne usko cut kar diya hai aur third man chor se salman khursheed ne morcha sambhalte hue ek meeting ayojit kar di hai.

Yeh sharad pawar ne vidharbh end se bouncer dala hai prise rise ka aur mayawati ne usse hook karte hue ,public ke paas bhej diya hai.

Well enough entertainment and so must be taxable. Vaise bhi IPL ho ya politics paisa to janta ke jeb se hi jata hai na , directly ke indirectly to aam aadmi ko kya farak padta hai!!!!!!!!

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Mera Kutta Mar Gaya - Blame It On Climate Change!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday our agricultural minister showed concerned about price rise , put onus of reducing prices on state government and blamed global warming on price rise. Because of monsoon or rather lack of it caused shortage in the market which in turn increased prices of the commodities so high that now most Indians have become aam aadmi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On periphery the argument seems logical and humhaare bichaare ministers kya kar sakte hain. Right?. Well climate change is fact and its adverse effect is well known and well published. No one can deny that but did climate change forced government to export rice to ghana?. This inspite of finance ministry strongly opposing the export!!!!!!!!

Did extra heat because of climate change effect the minds of learned IAS , politicians that we exported sugar at 12 Rs to import after six months at 30 rs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (as claimed by opposition).

So climate change is easy blame thing these days. Sir my dog died ..ohh thats because of climate change. Sir , I am not getting married..Oh that is because of climate change. Sir...recession , well dude that too is because of climate change!!!!!!!!!

Yes climate change does effect rains , may cause less harvest but atleast dont export food when many in India sleeps without two time meals!!!!!!!

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Similarities Between Bollywood and Netahood

Neta aur abhineta has lot of similarities , here is a look at that :

1) Bollywood is biggest film industry in the world , our Indian netahood has biggest number of parties in the world.

2) Bollywood is business of selling dreams (as leadin director puts it) , our Indian netahood is dream business where recession doesnot matter. Ask koda , if you want :-)

3) Both in bollywood and our netahood having your dad , mom , brother is faternity matters to start with

4) Neta comes to your place for votes every five years , abhineta comes to shows you watch before release of every film

5) In bollywood and indian politics , there are no permanent friend or permanent enemies.

6) Both in bollywood and Indian politics , you may abuse each other and share same forum again and again!!!!!!!

7) Both are known for their big dialogues

8) Both are dependent on people.

9) Both are in unpredicable business. Even biggest stars fail to give hit in bollywood and even shinning India can show you doors. Kal tak most successful railway minister may be today just an M.P. in politics

10) Both are in buisness of illusion. While one takes away your concerns for three hours and entertains you , the other makes promise which are never met but gives hope in midst of hopeless ness.

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Garib Tribal Worth Crores

Today after 2 months , the self proclaimed garib tribal accused of 4000 crore scam Mr Koda was arrested. This koda , ex chief minister of jharkhand claimed to be poor tribal.

Now lets look at his official assets :

->Assets worth over Rs 98 lakh, as per his disclosure with the Election Commission

-> Includes bank deposits, bonds, shares, other savings, two cars (Bolero and Indigo , jewellery and land.

-> Bank deposits with three branches of SBI and one branch each of Allahabad Bank and Bank of India in Jharkhand.

Now chief minister with salary , official perks doesnot earn more than 50,000 a month. While salary is mere around 17,000 , perks and other benefits are there .

Now a garib tribal who started his career as laborer in jharkhand is officially 2 lakh short of being crorepati. We can only say ke bhagwan har Indian ko aisa garib baanaye lekin mehnat se.

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Fastest Crorepati Of India

Fastest crorepati of India. No it is not tatas or batas , neither it is ambanis or adani. No he doesnot play cricket nor is owner of IPL team. He is not badshah of bollywood nor he is sabse tej media baron , he is our dear koda.

Infact he is not fastest crorepati but many time crorepati!!!!!!!!!. Media report citing prelimary inquiry are valuing his scam of worth between 2000-4000 crores!!!!!!!!!!!

Before he became chief minister , koda used to invest in real estate but after he became c.m. , his appetitie got larger and he started investing in mines!!!!!!!!

More than 15 companies , flats in posh area of delhi , mines in foregin countries , you name it , he owned it. But he owned all this from public money!!!!!!!!!!

Politics is most lucractive business , as every Indian knows. Our half of parliament people are official crorepatis . Some have hard earned money too but many have money earned from tax payer's hard earn money.

The fastest crorepati of India is now under scrutiny from various departments.

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Jyoti Basu : 30 Years Back

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Young Maneka Gandhi (1978)

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Sharad Yadav's Poisonous Dhamki

Sharad yadav has threatened the parliament to not pass the women reservation bill or else he would consume poison.

"We may not have the numbers but I will consume poison and die here but not allow the passage of the women's reservation bill," he said.

Participating in the debate on the Motion of Thanks to the President for her address to the joint sitting of Parliament, he accused the Congress of indulging in "tokenism" over the issue of reservation for women.

"Congress party has been resorting to tokenism by appointing a woman as President and as Speaker," Yadav said adding that the real need was to liberate women who belong to the backward and most backward classes.

Now has any one in the world seen any politician consume poison?. Yes hilter was political leader who consumed poison but he was left with no other option . In democratic India farmers may commit suicide , brides may commit suicide , a debt ridden person may commit suicide but our politicians?. That too for one bill??

Well we believe our dear old ekta kapoor must see the talent in sharad yadav and hire him for her serial. ' Kahani har politician ki ' aur something like that. It would be good emotional scene where bill is about to pass and sharad yadav stands , takes out bottole of poison , people run towards him and they throw the bottole away. Wah wah ..It can run for 20 episodes. Also plot is different so it would be success too.. What say ekta??

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Why Oscar Credit Goes To Congress

Keen to be part of the euphoric ‘Slumdog’ bandwagon , Congress has counted the eight Oscars as part of the UPA’s ‘achievements’.

Now if you wonder that how does a movie become a ruling parties achievement than you need to understand governance. congress has ruled India for almost 50 years. Congress rules in Maharashtra and congress also rules in center with alliance.

So its because of congress that slums are still alive which provided Boyle with great opportunity to make this great movie. While movie is totally about triumph of human spirit against all odds , the basis environment of slums was provided by congress so definitely they should term it as their achievements.

While nuclear deal , globalization , chandrayan can be termed as achievement of congress but at same time corruption , parivaar vaad , poverty are side achievements of congress.

Critics may say NDA is also not better. Yes it is not better but one can comment on congress only since it has been in power for most of times..

So i agree with abhishek singhvi that oscar credits actually goes to upa and more so to congress.

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Recession Proof Buisness-Politics

Economic slow down , global recession , bailouts , job cuts....Well well world seems in terrible shape...

But there is one career...One career which is outstanding , which is recession proof , which is not effected by economic slow down ....In fact which is above economics...That is POLITICS...

India has just elevated itself from poor country to lower middle class range...There are 25% people in India which struggle to eat two times in a day but if you simply consider our political brass picture seems entirely different...

Here it goes ...Half of our parliament members have more than 50 lakh asset...Every 1 in 4 out of them is crorepati.. This is our political brass who are representative of aam aadmi and for all these people India Is Always Shinning...

Now heres some more figures

TOP FIVE

INDIA	$1,456 BILLION
RUSSIA	$470 BILLION
U.K.	$390 BILLION
UKRAINE	$100 BILLION
CHINA	$96 BILLION

Whats this India is No 1??...Yes but in undisclosed swiss account!!!!!!!!!..Its 1.4 trillions and its greater than India's GDP!!!!!!...

It is expected that political parties would spend 1500 crore officially and 6000 crores practically for general election 2009...Now thats huge figures...

So guys why strive to become IT professional , Engineer ,MBA or Doctor...These all are peanuts as compared to recession proof business of politics..

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Its political marriages season

Samajwadi Party general secretary Amar Singh on Wednesday said his party was in talks with the Nationalist Congress Party (NCP) for an alliance before the general elections, leaving the Congress aside.

So its alliance time for samajwadi party and not only for samajwadi party but for all political parties. Its political marriage seasons..Kutch vaade , kutch iraade , kutch kasame aur kutch rasme...welcome to 2009's general elections....

Every time during elections we see some becoming friends before election and depending on the result they remain friends or become foes.

But wait a minute arent political parties formed on ideologies...Yes but in our country all parties have single ideology.. That is gaining power at any cost , at any price ...

Concept of secularism is all wonderful...If you ally with BJP you are communal but if you ally yourself with hardliner in some other community you are secular.

Also concept of secularism is used very very nicely..Election ke pehle jo do parties ek dusare ko gaali deti hai woh election ke baad ally karti hai and statement is simple -' To keep communal forces away from power , we did unite!!!!'.

Election ke baad to its mast scenario.. A party with 2-3 mp becomes king....Its shopping time for congress and bjp..Shopping for mps...Paisa , post , cbi inquiry bandh...sab chalta hai...

Lets see what all relationships does election 2009 shows...

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Mulayam and CBI

My News alert popped with this headline in early morning 'CBI soft on Mulayam in illegal assets case'.

But i think this entire case is base less. Mulayam charged for accumulating assets almost worth Rs 4.5 crore disproportionate to his known sources of income!!!!. Just imagine isn't it an insult to all politicians??..Just 4.5 crores??...Such a small amount might be accumulated by normal officer working in police or custom department but here we are talking about a person who was chief minister of up more than one time and just 4.5 crores???...

Infact law must be passed in parliament stating any person who become minsiter or chief minister has right to accumulate 100 crore rupees and it would be considered perfectly legal and source of income would be declared as ministership.

The law must be reveiwed once in every five years and money should be increased from 100 crores to match inflation.

Also media has to grow up. They are accusing CBI of being soft on mulayam but media must understand that CBI is doing its duty efficiently. Its their duty to follow orders of the ruling government. When case was formed mulayam was opponent of congress but now he is friend. So CBI should be appreciated and applauded for doing their duty perfectly.

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Today Is Slam Day...

valentine day , father day , friendship day and now slam day...yes today can be said as slam day in India. Pranab mukherjee today slammed Pakistan. now you may say he time and again does that , so what new in that...well nothing but he said very new things today . He said 'all options are open'...But he has said this millions of time...That what you reaction might be...Yes he has...but this was first time as far as today is considered...

Narendra modi today slammed UPA for being soft on terror.. He said there should be zero tolerance to terrorism , now if there becomes truly zero tolerance than most of politicians would be behind the bar!!!!...

Anyways sonia gandhi slammed bjp for mangalore attack and stated that only congress can tackle terror...How , if you ask...Its simple by appeasing terror out fits and gandhigiri...For e.g. afzal guru ko fanshi na dene se terrorist ke dil mein humhari izaat badegi...

Anyways hamam mein sab nange hote hain...BJP is trying to appease hard line hindu and Congress is ,we all now believes in wonderful policy of status quo...Believing that one day terrorist would give up by getting tired...

Now valentines day is celebrated on 14th feb , friendship day on 1st sunday of august , then when is slam day to be celebrated. Again simple question ..Slam day is to be celebrated from one month before any elections...It can be celebrated any day in this month and can be extended to entire month as per your preferences..

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Ram Mandir And BJP

'Suraj ki garmi se tapte hue tann ko mil jaaye bargat ki chaya
aisa hi sukh mere mann ko mila hai , mein jab se sharan teri aaya mere Ram'

This is famous bhajan and very soothing song . One of my favorite bhajan but guess what i didnt knew it is favorite bhajan of advani for election 2009 too...

Advani is back with same issue. Shri Ram Mandir vahin ban ke rahega. I guess if advani would have concentrated on Ram Raaj first , it would have been better. Shri Ram name is hijacked by bunch of goons this days and they are doing all sort of things which Shri Ram would have not only rejected but would have totally nailed these bunch of goons.

Ram has been our ideal. Ultimate character who is known as maryada purshottam and lord who denounce everything for sake of his duties. He denounce his post of king , he fought with most powerful king of that time , won the battle but didnt make lanka his property and went back. So Ram can also be termed as king of denouncement and advani is using this same Lord Ram's name for getting kurshi which Ram denounced...Right to rule...

Shri Ram is known as ideal ruler under whose rule people lived happiest. Ideal of governance is said to be Ram Raaj. If our politicians work for Ram Raaj we dont need to worry about Ram Mandir.. But problem with our great politicians is they want easy way out by dividing people. 'Hum mandir banake rahenge ' says BJP , 'Ram to the hi nahi' says centrals affidavit!!!!

In midst of all these divisive policy I pray to god for our great country.

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Indian Politicians And Police Force

The Bombay high court judgment striking down senior Indian Police Service officer Anami N Roy's appointment as Maharashtra's Director General of Police is a direct indictment of politicians's manipulation of the police force, a senior Maharashtra police officer said on Thursday.

The officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity, alleged that Roy had become uncomfortably close to senior Nationalist Congress Party politicians in recent years. Senior NCP leaders, he alleged, directed then state Home Minister R R Patil to make Roy the DGP, disregarding three senior officers.

News published on rediff.com.. Now this is not fair at all. After all our politicians work so hard , aren't they entitled to use their power??...After all police force is their puppet.. They have every right to select their men...They work so hard all their live to become minister , now how does high court expect them to settle their personal scores????. How would politicians frame their opponents?..How would politicians get away from their own cases. Its important that they have their men in top most positions in police force. Infact they should be given right to do so without accountability or our great parliament should pass a law of dissmissing all pending cases once some one becomes MLA or MP.

Fir dhandha bhi to hai.who would do all illegal buisnesses for them?..high court should have shown more maturity in this case.

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Kalyan Singh ,BJP and Muslims

"Muslims are against the BJP and not me and now that my target is also to bury the saffron party they (Muslims) have welcomed my resignation with open arms," Kalyan Singh said.

So kalyan singh wants to bury BJP. No no he is not doing this because his ideology has changed. His ideology is same as that of mulyam , mayawati ,sonia or advani. That is getting power by any and every means.

Andar ki baat yeh hai ke kalyan was feeling side lined and saw no future of his as well as his son. So he thought of quitting bjp and attacking bjp so that he gets vote of muslims of up. But what kalyan singh forgot is that he is using formula which has been used n number of times. Congress used it , mulayam used it. Behnji also used dalit ki beti funda to whoo voters , BJP used hindutva card , congress used minority card.

So bhaiya kalyan yeh funde puraane ho gaaye hain aur itni baar used hue hai ke now people have got bored. Indian muslims are not fool to fall prey to what you are saying.

Our politicians are lazy lot. Since independence they are using borrowed formula from brits of divide and rule. Yes they did add few more aspects of dividing but funda is same.

They should try something new now . Anyways all the best Mr kalyan , i hope your trying to use old formula does your kalyan.

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Golden Rules Of Indian Politicians

1)If case is against your opponent , opponent is finally being brought to justice , if case is against you , it is politically motivated!!!!
2) If your security is increased its because of threat , if your opponents security is increased ,its waste of citizens money.
3)If you are in opposition and major incident occurs minister must resign on moral grounds, but if you are in ruling party , minister did what needs to be done after the incident and should be applauded for his/her work.
4) If you get ticket your high command and leadership is great , if you dont get ticket your party is corrupted and heading in wrong direction.
5) If you support shri ram sena or simi you are not communal but practicing secularism.
6)If you are in ruling party all government schemes are for citizen's benefit but if you are in opposition all schemes are scams.
7) If you are in ruling party its Ram Raaj but if you are in opposition nation is heading for disaster.
8) All good work was done when your party was in power
9) Your party is non corrupted and based on principal ,values
10) Your all opponents are self interest motivated.

In all above rules one thing is certain , AAM aadmi is too AAM for our politicians .

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